Strappy corkscrew - prosthetic penis attachment by Doc Johnson - review by Hossly

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Not worth a buck

If you like ill thought out, crappy garbage in your sex toy chest, then by all means go for it, otherwise, save the money for a nice jelly probe or something.
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Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is probably one of the worst toys we've ever had in our possession. It's made of rubber and yet still as hard a brick, which, though you might think would be nice, the pointy end of it can be quite painful if one gets too happy with it. It's 7 inches long, with a girth of 1 1/4 inches and though it's called a strap-on, I'm going to go on record here that for most men in an erect state, no way, no how will this thing fit over you. Women too can equip it as a strap-on, but the single, somewhat flimsy strap lacks substantial support and tends to make the toy a hands on experience, strap or not. It comes packaged in a totally clear folded plastic "case" with a blue cardboard graphic card of product information. The strap-on is fully exposed and right out there for the world to see, so discreet is not the point of the packaging in this particular instance.

The overall texture of the toy is very smooth and the swirl design on the exterior is minimally stimulating. Though the unit can be used with O-rings, both vaginally and rectally, there are MUCH better options than this. The swirls are extended into the inside in a reverse of the outside so that even if you could fit it inside, it would most likely be uncomfortable if not painful.

Even after a month of use and cleaning, the thing still stinks up the entire room in what I'd call a "rubber paint" smell and taste. Neither of us had the slightest inclination to let this thing anywhere near our mouths. Anything that smells like this toy, for that long, and after damn near boiling water scrubbing sessions with soap and STILL reek like it does? Not a chance my peeps! It is very easy to clean with simple warm water, though I use as hot as my hands can stand, and a mild soap. It stores away well and would be fine for travel too if you actually like the damn thing. You absolutely will need a lube to go with this as when not lubed up well. It can be a total flesh shredding terror tool. Most lubricants are safe for use with the toy, except oil based ones that can cause rubber degeneration over a period of time. The same goes for condoms, eg: latex and petroleum lubes are not compatible.

Other than cleanup and storage, I can't really say much at all positive about this toy. Boo to Doc Johnson on this one and even though I haven't tried their other similar strap-ons, I have absolutely no desire to do so. Ever. My final advice is that if you DO feel the urge to buy it, fight it. With all you've got, fight it.
I'd like to use this section to suggest that the best use of this toy is taking up a forgotten corner in the back of a nightstand, or perhaps a box in the attic. Anything but in an orifice of your body.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Strappy corkscrew tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • Hossly
    Thanks much Hun for all your support and guidance!
  • jedent
    yuck! thanks for the warning
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing. will stay away from this one.
  • damnbul12
    thanks for the review
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