When this beast of a dildo came to me, all I can remember is my partner telling me that I got another package and it was heavy as hell. I couldn't wait to get home to check it out. We had spent three days on Eden looking for a new dildo for our sex-capades. We wanted a longer and wider dildo with more insertable length than what we had previously used. Also for some reason, our other dildo made me burn no matter what type of condom or lube we used. I do think that this is because it was made of a very porous material that may have started to become deadly releasing toxic chemicals. We stopped using it some time ago and were forced to use a smaller dildo that pissed me off every time we fucked.

So back to Brandon...I have never crooned or wanted to worship a man's dick like I wanted to do when I saw this dildo. It was sooo realistic that I think I must have stared at it in the package for a good 5 minutes before ripping it open. The folks at Topco Sales showed their ass in making this one and in a good way. The detail is remarkable, the weight is heavy, the shaft is soft yet sturdy, the smell was next to nothing, and the price is rather reasonable for a dildo of this caliber.

The dildo is rather intimidating. I know what I can and can not take very well and when I saw Brandon, I feared that I might not be able to endure its wrath. But I'm a trooper and will try everything at least once. My partner does not regularly use a strap and I worried that this would be hard to handle for her. Thank goodness this wasn't the case.

We used a condom but it did have to touch her pelvis and she felt no irritation that she experienced with our former toy. The size and weight wasn't difficult for her to hold in place. We tried missionary, riding, laying side by side, doggie style, reverse cowgirl, and a few other positions we have invented over the years. With every twist and turn, I wanted more. After my first orgasm, I didn't want to stop and we fucked well into the early morning. Pleasure never felt this good and I often find myself drifting back to our first session and running home from work to try it one more time.

So here's the thing...it is easy for someone to say run from this because of the size and insertable length, however, how do you know what you can take when trying it. We used a condom and no lube and it slid in with ease. I also get extremely wet and I am wide inside. It clearly filled me up but wasn't too much for me to take. What I suggest for beginners is to take it easy and don't ram it in. Use water-based lubricant if not using a condom (which I do not suggest because of the material) and a condom compatible lubricant when using protection. Take it slow and make love with it. Don't try wild fucking if this is your first big one. Whatever you decide, don't not buy it because of the size. Try it and you may be pleasantly surprised. Yes it is on the massive size, however it was interesting that it didn't hit my spot painfully and moved wonderfully in-tune with our movement and flow.

I don't suggest using this anally if you haven't taken a dildo of this size before. Ironically, Brandon Lee is a gay-porn star who has branched over from Asian porn to mainstream.

This is a great buy because it's soft without being too flimsy and doesn't feel overwhelming even though it looks like a beast. There's nothing worse than a soft dick when you want to go all night long.

Okay so I am a lollipop type of girl and am prone to put things in my mouth. I just had to suck on it just a bit. It definitely filled my mouth and I wasn't able to deep throat like I am able to do with others of the same length but smaller circumference. The taste wasn't bad at all. I have sucked on other dildos for the pleasure of my partner and myself that left an awful taste in my mouth. There is a light taste but not so much so that I wouldn't do it again.

But let's remember that this dildo is made of SesaFirm. SensaFirm is very porous, which means it can be hard to clean but must be cleaned after every use to prevent infection or irritation when used without a condom. Because of this, just use a damn condom. The structure is so realistic that you will still feel it when using it with protection. On the plus side, SensaFirm is used in many life-like products because it is durable and makes a toy look realistic.

The Brandon Lee SensaFirm Penis is riddled with soft veins and ridges. This construction adds to the experience and doesn't take away from it. There was a time when I considered myself bi-sexual so I have experienced sex with a man. I must say that this penis may be better than anyone I ever experienced. This is a toy that will make any lesbian couple happy and proud to have in their collection.

There is a light smell but nothing compared to some borderline pungent odors I have encountered in the past, another added bonus when using it. Funky smells will pull away from the fantasy. The life-like material, realistic size and appearance, and heavy weight do more for the fantasy than you can imagine.

The only slight downside for me was the touch. It's not sticky per-say, but it isn't smooth. My hand didn't slide up and down with ease like it does with other hand-jobs. It was kind of a let down, however this penis is intended to screw with, not jerk off into wee hours of the night.

My pussy held on tight to the shaft with every thrust. My senses were on fire and it took less than 60 seconds for me to become addicted. My partner often commented on how my kitten purred at her while she pummeled my existence...(I feel a screw break coming on!)

As I said before, yes Brandon is intimidating but don't run from it. Buy it and take it easy if you are a beginner. If this is your first, then kudos to you for being brave but do not go shoving it in, you will be sore in the morning.

If my "kitty" could speak, she would ramble on and on about how great Brandon is. I'm jealous of anyone who can take this massive cock anally. The beautiful shape and texture is pleasing to the pussy so I can imagine the happy dance an ass would do after playing around with it.

I won't say that beginners can't use it only because for me it didn't feel overpowering upon insertion, but this is me and I am in no way a beginner. If you choose to venture down the forbidden path with this one, tread carefully.

Brandon weighs almost two pounds. You could take it along with you on a rendezvous, but the weight is noticeable. My partner had it tucked away in her pillow case for a week and I didn't notice, so the weight isn't too bad.

The penis is 9in long and the insertable length is 8in. The head is 2in wide. (Brandon is definitely packing!) The suction cup portion is almost 3in wide and almost an inch from the base of the dildo to the end of the cup.

The girth of this dildo, coupled with mass and shear force of a dick slinging connoisseur, is breathtakingly beautiful. Not once did I throw in the white towel or cower from pain. I am still in awe of how comfortable it fit inside of me.

I really can't get over how real it looks. It's so real that it almost seems weird. I felt like Ms. Bobbit holding the dick in my hand without all the mess...This penis is in no way discreet. From fifty feet away you can see what it is. So please hide from the kiddies and not in the pillow case...

So what is this best used for? Simple, fucking and more fucking. Doggie-style, front face and backwards riding, tied to the door, sling screwing, screwing while bound and gagged, screwing while eating a sandwich and watching Spongebob, late night encounters in a deserted field, and on and on.

Although the size is massive, it's not overwhelming as I have said before. It is easy to handle whether you are giving or receiving. For my lesbians out there, it really feels as if it connects with you. For my guys who like it big, go mad with this and I hate you for being able to take it. For my men who want to give their woman a treat, it works wonderfully as a hand held. And for my loners, be weary of falling in love.

Okay, so here is the public service announcement part of my review.

People, take care of your toys, especially when they are porous. Thorough cleaning is required with an antibacterial soap. Also allow it to air dry even after you dry because it really isn't dry. Why? Because it is POROUS! Porous means that we have minute holes and spacing within the material. That means that chemicals can get trapped inside and eventual pushed back out. This process can wreak havoc on an orifice, so be wise and do the needful.

Now another thing. Water-based lubes work for this type of dildo. When using dildos, you must understand that certain materials can't be used with others. Take the time to understand this. When you use condoms, the type will dictate the lubricant.

You will want to keep this one separate from other toys and linty materials. A dark, soft lined toy box will work well. I keep mine in its own special box. The package could possibly work, but once you watch it and put it back into the plastic, you may create a breeding ground for bacteria. It's not worth the risk.