10" classic dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Tessa Taboo

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Oooooh That Smell...

This dildo functions just like a dildo should. Unless the dang thing has barbed wire sticking out of it, it's pretty hard to give a dildo a bad review... unless you've smelled one like this. It would have gotten 5 stars if it wasn't for the smell.
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Pros:
Flexible, Realistic looking, Large (if you are into that), and fits in BonBon.
Cons:
THE SMELL!!!
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Classic Dong Royal is a dildo that is meant for vaginal insertion. It is not intended for anal use, as the base is not flared. It doesn't vibrate or do anything fancy. It is basically just a rubber replica of a VERY large penis. You could use it alone, for solo play, or with your partner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed about the Classic Dong Royal upon removing it from the package was the horrid stench that filled my whole bedroom. I could even smell it out in the hallway. It was so strong and it was horrid. I've been trying to think of what exactly it smelled like and I just can't put my finger on it. Speaking of putting my fingers on it, the stench got all over my hands and they stunk until I washed them. My husband touched it as well, then touched his penis and then a little bit later I went to suck on it and his penis tasted and smelled like it. UGH! It's not your typical rubber toy smell. It's very chemically. Personally, even if you weren't going to use this with people you are not fluid bonded with, I would still put a condom or toy cover over it.

In the pictures, it showed it as being very textured and veiny. This did hold true, however, the underside was completely smooth.



And it was much more flexible than I thought it would be.



I suppose, other than being slightly cold to the touch it does feel somewhat realistic; mostly thanks to the texture. Although I don't think the veins add much as far as pleasure goes.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

When I bought this I was well aware of the fact that it was 10 inches long. I bought it to use with my Liberator BonBon which has a pretty decent hole, so I knew I'd lose a few inches there. What I didn't expect was the overwhelming girth that this thing had. The information page said it was 1.75 inches in diameter. Apparently that is HUGE. I was trying to find something universal to take a picture of it with so that you could see how abnormally large this thing is and then my husband started messing around and gave me an idea.

This is what it would look like on a person:



And here it is in the package, on a standard sized pillow:



It makes the pillow look like a small decorative pillow! In the pics you can't see the actual girth too well. It looks MUCH smaller than it does in real life. So, when I was looking for a 'normal' sized play penis for my BonBon, I looked at inches and didn't pay attention to girth, and ended up with a monster cock. It's tolerable, but just not what I was looking for. And it certainly doesn't do much to build my husband's self confidence.

I would say that to the casual/beginning toy user this would be pretty intimidating. And, if you bought this as your first toy the smell would probably turn you off from toys forever.

This thing is NOT discreet in any way. I don't recommend packing it in any bag that might get searched, and it won't fit in the average sized purse. And people could smell it outside the bag anyways.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

There isn't much information I could tell you about the performance of this thing. It doesn't do anything special, and it's really up to you and your body when it comes to whether or not you will like it. Inserted in the BonBon, it left 6-7 inches available for me and felt great as my husband mounted me from behind for double penetration. However, in order for a toy to get me off, there generally has to be vibration and usually in the form of clitoral stimulation. So, through no fault of the toy, it couldn't have gotten me off alone.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The Classic Dong Royal is made out of rubber. Rubber is pourous and hard to clean. You should use a condom or toy cover over it to prolong life and prevent any infections. It does collect hair and dust, so store it in the original package or a plastic bag (MAYBE it will fit in a gallon sized ziploc bag?). Silicone and water based lubes are okay to use with rubber.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
We pretty much bought this solely for use in the Bon Bon, so it really hasn't gotten a whole lot of use, because that is just an every-once-in-a-while thing. But, I can verify that it still smells just as much as it did before.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review
  • amenti

    Thank you for your helpful review! Btw most of your pics no longer show up.


  • MK434
    Great review! Thank you
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