Put this tool in your box.

I’m married to a man, so I don’t exactly need a dildo for most of my sexing needs and hadn’t really been planning on buying one. However, when given one as a gift, how can a person say no? I came into possession of this Doc Johnson Tool as part of a hilarious series of events, and I took it home with me and it sat in my toy drawer for a week or so before I finally got up the impetus to use it.

The tool has excellent weight to it and is fully pliable. At a diameter of 1 3/8”, it was about on par with what I’m already used to, and with an insertable length of 6”, it was more dong than I could fit! I was excited to have a solo go with it, but was almost turned off by the heavy silicone odor that it carries. I’m hoping with repeated use and washing, it will work its way out of the toy, but for now my drawer is just going to be perfumed with the synthetic, almost fruity odor.

Its tapered head makes insertion a breeze. This dildo is large enough for me to penetrate myself with it and actually feel like I’m getting something done. Many dildos I have tried have been too thin for my post-childbirth body and the Tool was definitely just right. It has no curve to it, and so direct g-spot or (p-spot) stimulation is very difficult, however I found for myself personally that it was thick enough to provide friction stimulation anyway.

When I had finished with the Tool and put it aside, I noticed a burning around my vaginal opening, which lasted for about an hour afterward. Be sure to use plenty of (water based!) lube with this toy, as the soft silicone will drag and cause irritation without it.