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While there isn't anything particularly unique about the Translucence smooth double dong, it is definitely a good addition to anyone's arsenal of toys. It is versatile and will definitely satisfy those looking for a bit more than the average dildo. As long as you can get past the kool-aid scent and its inability to be sterilized, you'll love this dildo!
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Pros
Comes in two sizes, substantial girth, and flexible
Cons
Strong odor and inability to be sterilized
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

When the package arrived on my doorstep, I wondered if I had ordered and American Girl Doll by accident the box was so big. Needless to say, once I opened the box I was just as surprised. While this is obviously a long double ended dildo, (I opted for the 18 inch. go big or go home!) I didn't expect it to be as girthy as it is. I knew I certainly wasn't going to be disappointed with this one!

While I actually chose this product for a specific requested video from one of my fans, (a pedal pumping clip where I crush the dildo under the pedal.. a bit niche, but to each his own!) I decided I would certainly test it out as many ways as I can.

The Translucence smooth double dong can be used a multitude of ways- vaginal/anal penetration, double penetration, or girl-girl play. I was only able to use it vaginally thus far, but certainly intend to try it out with another girl, because that's what double-ended dildos are best used for after all! As far as using it anally, I'm still not totally sure. I would have to use a few different size butt plugs to warm myself up first, because I'm definitely not that anally advanced.

My boyfriend attempted to fuck me while the Translucence smooth double dong was inside my pussy, but that was a bit much for me and actually hurt a bit so I had to make him stop. If you're up for the task and able to do so without it hurting though, certainly go for it!

Another creative use we had for this product was as a gag. Since I'm very loud, my man decided to quiet me down a bit by putting the dildo in my mouth while we were having sex. I have to say, it was a pretty big turn on. It was fun to see how well I could deep throat it. I actually managed to get it pretty far before gagging!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Translucence smooth double dong is a jelly toy, which has its advantages and disadvantages. The first thing I noticed about it was it's very intense scent - a mix of fruit punch kool-aid and rubber. Even after washing it a few times, the scent is VERY strong- it actually stinks up my room if it is out for any period of time.

Another disadvantage to using jelly toys is that they cannot be sterilized, so a condom must be used if it is being shared. Since this is such a big dildo, Magnums are definitely recommended! Also, if you intend to use it both anally and vaginally, I would recommend keeping track of which end you use for each since it cannot be sterilized. There is a "Swedish erotica" stamp on one end, so you could certainly use that as a way to keep track of which end you are using.

The wonderful thing about jelly toys is their smoothness and flexibility, which make them great for more intense thrusting without any pain.
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Translucence smooth double dong comes in two sizes, 12 and 18 inches. I chose the 18 inch option because I've been looking for a more intense toy and thought this would be the perfect choice! It has a circumference of 4 3/4", a diameter of 1 1/2" and weighs 1 lb. I think it goes without saying this toy isn't exactly suited for the "average user". I happen to enjoy more intense ramming from time to time and it was even a bit much for me after a while. I wasn't able to insert it very far vaginally - about 7 inches or so was all my man could get inside me... guess I'm a bit shallow. It will definitely satisfy most any size queen's craving!

The only thing I would have really changed about the design of this dildo is the shape of the heads. I think the sensation would have been a bit more intense if the heads were slightly bigger and a bit more bulbous than they are. Also, there is a somewhat obvious seam in the middle where the two ends meet, which makes me a bit nervous that it will break in half one of these days. If so, I will keep you all posted!

Aside from that, this is a pretty standard double-ended dildo as far as large ones go. Nothing too unique about it, but it certainly gets the job done.
    • Advanced users
    • Partner play

Performance

As I stated earlier, there isn't very much that is unique about this dildo. It is fairly standard as far as design goes and offers two sizes - 12" and 18" - so it can be used for intermediate users and more advanced users.

My man was able to thrust it fairly quick when he used it on me, thanks to the extra length. Since it is so pliable, quick thrusting can be performed painlessly! I found it worked best when used doggie style. I was able to comfortably take more than in any other position and it hit all the right spots.

I'm still looking forward to using this with another girl to see how well it performs in that situation. I'll definitely let you guys know after I do my "research", if I can even call it that.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Jelly toys are compatible with silicone and water-based lubricants. It can't be fully sterilized, but can be easily cleaned with warm water and toy cleaner or a MILD soap. Keep it stored in a cool, dry place - preferably in its own pouch or compartment so the strong scent doesn't affect anything else in your toy box/drawer.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
I really hoped that the funky Kool-Aid smell would dissipate, but boy was I wrong! Even stored in a thick ziploc bag, the smell is so overpowering that I evicted it from the toybox next to my bed. Every time I opened it up, it was all I could smell- a total turnoff! I honestly haven't reached for this dildo since writing my original review because of this. I think a silicone dildo would be better suited for someone who is easily offended by strong odors, such as myself. It really is a shame because if it weren't for the foul smell, and the fact that jelly toys attract every little fiber known to man, I would like this dildo a whole lot more- and probably use it every now and then. Alas, maybe jelly toys just aren't for me...
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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