I had high hopes for Julian's private parts when they arrived. I know, that sentence does indeed sound a bit strange but it's true. I now have Julian's private parts to do what I wish with at my leisure. Unfortunately, I won't be doing much with them.

You see, Julian's private parts looked inviting enough with their creamy beige and pinkish tones nestled inside of its clear packaging. A nude picture of Julian is also portrayed on this package but his good looks and well hung private parts just couldn't mask the sickeningly sweet smell coming from inside of the package. Yes, I could smell his private parts before I ever removed them from the package. Once the packaging had been opened up, the scent just about blew me away! I quickly ran to the bathroom, with my nose pinched mind you, to wash Julian's private parts as thoroughly as possible. They are made from rubber so you can give them a good wash with antibacterial soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner. I used both several times and Julian's private parts still retained that sickeningly sweet smell but wasn't quite as strong as before. Rubber is a porous material so it's a good idea to use a condom with this one but trust me, you will want to anyway!

I did give Julian the benefit of the doubt and tentatively stuck my tongue out onto his shaft. I licked around a bit and tasted to see if I was going to gag but surprisingly enough, the smell is worse than the taste. It tastes only mildly like a pool float or something. Not too bad at all really.

Honestly, I love the feel of this one. It's flexible, yet stiff while still having a good squish to it when you clench it in your fist. It's also quite realistic to look at from its bulging veins, spider webbed down the shaft, to the wrinkled balls. There's even a little indentation at the tip to replicate a urethral opening. The suction cup is great too! It sticks to just about any flat surface and sticks well. It takes some force to remove it also!

On my first attempt with this, I failed miserably. I covered it with a condom, lubed it up with Maximus (water and silicone based lubes can be used with rubber)and stuck it to a kitchen chair. I then tried to lower myself down onto this monster but it just wasn't going to happen like this. I was too tense in this position to loosen up enough to let any of the 2" diameter cock inside. This is when I asked my partner for assistance. He was more than willing to oblige and this time, I chose to recline on the bed while my partner did the work. This was a success even though I was only comfortable with about 3" of the 7" insertable length. There was no way that I was going to be able to take any thrusting from this one so we did end up switching to something else instead.

Julian's private parts are manufactured by California Exotic Novelties and are molded directly from Julian, or Julian Andretti himself. It has a total length of 10 1/4" but not all of that is insertable because a good 3 1/4" consist of balls alone. Perhaps one day I will be able to work myself up to taking this dildo in without batting an eye but for now, it's just a bit too large.

We did wind up trying this dildo once again before my review was finished and I'm surprised to say that it brought me to orgasm. I think that actually stemmed from me being so proud that I could get any of this monster inside of me at all because, there wasn't any thrusting going on. It was just inside my vagina giving me some intense pressure and boom! I went off! Unfortunately, I am still unable to say how the veins felt because there is so much pressure for me combined with no thrusting that I couldn't distinguish any difference. They are quite pronounced and would probably be fairly pleasurable for someone more acquainted with this size of a toy though.

The smell of this really hasn't faded any more than it did from its initial washing. I'm beginning to figure out that everything it touches smells like it, including my hands. The entire bedroom has begun to smell like it too so I'm going to have to toss it into a plastic bag or something to try and contain it. Otherwise, anyone who comes into my house is going to smell a dildo!

Now that I've properly introduced myself to Julian's private parts, I think I'll wash them again to try to get rid of that smell, and put them away until I'm feeling a bit more adventurous! Who knows, maybe they will air out a bit by then and smell much better. I can always hope, right?