Love Rider thruster probe - anal probe by Cal Exotics - review by dorky23

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Stiffy thruster

If your looking for a stiff durable toy that is fun and easy to use, this is the toy to get. However, I personally did not enjoy the 3 bubbles that go down the shaft of the cock or the fact that it is solid and stiff like a rock. It is kind of exciting, but I did not enjoy it.
suction cup
harness compatible
easy to clean
too stiff
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This love rider toy has a suction cup base and does not suction to most surfaces. This it has a safety rating of 10 because its pure silicone, so vaginal and anal penetration is perfect for this toy. I personally like to use it for vaginal penetration. It could be better if it was less stiff and more flexible with the movement of the body. I like to suction cup it to a wall and doggy style, but this toy really hurts my pussy.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

Love rider thruster is made of pure silicone. There is no smell what so ever which is perfect. The feel of it is quite distinct. It does not quite feel like skin, but its quite similar. The toy has a cock like appearance, but unrealistic to say the least. Thruster is so firm you could beat the hell out of someone with it. The texture of this toy is a little awkward. Great for inexperienced and the well advanced. Overall it is smooth like all silicone toys.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

I was not impressed with the design. The tip pivots up and has 3 1/2 big bubbles that continue down the shaft. You are supposed to have it ease you up to this toy, but I had great difficulty doing anything besides suctioning it to a chair and bouncing up and down; otherwise, it has no give and does not shift when you do. This toy is semi realistic. It still looks like a cock in a weird way, but a lot of woman like that. I personally did not. Thruster is perfect for traveling, and it is discreet. If your going on a trip, it's perfect for a suitcase.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic


I think the best use for this toy is for gender play with the harness. I like the single person use of having it suction to surfaces. The shape and stiffness is unattractive. I like to have a little bit of give and realistic cock movement in a toy, but this one fell way short of expectations.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The thruster is really simple to clean. Since its pure silicone you can boil it for 3 minutes, throw it in the dishwasher, use soap and water, and you can also use toy cleaner. It is super easy to maintain and so simple to store. I keep mine in the top drawer of my dresser. It doesn't collect lint and dust, so that's a plus!
    • Easy to clean


The package is not discreet. Like most products, it shows what you get on the box. It does come in a
recyclable cellophane type wrapping. Kinda disappointing that it didn't have a cloth bag or storage container other than the box.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I really didn't like this just for the fact that the dildo was too stiff. I would definitely say other users may enjoy more than I. I did however enjoy that it had a sturdy suction cup base. Worth giving out as a gift.


I used this in the shower on the wall, and it did hold up its just a big stiffy for me. I love bendable semi stiff cocks, so maybe that is my problem.
Follow-up commentary
I still dislike this just for the stiffness and performance of it overall. I personally would carry it in my purse just in case of a stalker or other purposes of hitting people with it.
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    The misuse of homonyms made me cringe (sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine). The "its/it's" and "you're/your" are what I'm talking about.

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