Inflatable emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by WetJenn

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This Toy Blows Your Mind......In Such A Bad Way

The toy is a huge disappointment. I know inflatable toys can be fickle, but not even being able to use it once is terrible. Do not get this toy and be able to expect to use it like you want. Using it as a regular size toy is fine, but that is not what I got it for. I got it to be able to use as an inflatable toy, which I can not at all.
The shape was nice.
Did not work, material melts, oily feeling, The smell, Can only use as normal toy now.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a dildo used for normal play. It is suppose to be an inflatable toy, which is listed as being able to expand to almost double the size. I was super excited about it when I ordered it, looking forward to my first ever inflatable.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The material is soft. When I took it out of the box it was slimy with oil from the material. After washing the toy, it was gone and felt soft and smooth. It is made out of a material that will melt and conform to any textured surface next to the toy. There was a slight flat area on the head from where it was leaning on the inside of the box from packaging. It was not large enough for it to matter, so it was not a big deal to me.

The actual texture (being slight bumpy and skin like) on the toy was slight and made no difference in the feel or use of the toy.

The toy smells strongly of plastic. I have washed it and it is still there. The smell is almost to the point of sickening.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The size of the toy out of the box is a normal sized toy. It is 6 inches in length. The toy is supposed to inflate to 8 inches in length. It claims it is supposed to be a rigid 8 inches. There is also a suction cup at the base of the toy.

It is a nice looking shaped penis, with a nice pair of balls to go with the shaft.

The color of the toy is a nice natural looking beige color, but color does not matter to me much when it comes to toys, so it could have been neon green and I would have been fine with it.

The pump tube is a great length. It is long enough without being excessive. The pump ball (for lack of better name) is a great size, fitting in the palm of you hand perfectly.
    • Realistic


The main performance of the toy was that it was inflatable. The box states that it was supposed to measure 8 inches. It looked like it was suppose to inflate to almost double the size from the pictures on the box. I never got it that far.

I pumped it a total of 6 times, watching it grow and getting excited of being able to do this while inserted. It was nowhere near the shown fully inflated size. I pumped it a couple more times wanting to get a feel of the limit, when I heard a hissing noise, and watched all the air I had pumped push out of the shaft and form a bubble in the ball area. I released the pump, allowing the air to escape and have not been able to pump it again.

There is a leak on the inside of the toy, and it no longer inflates. Which is terribly disappointing because I never actually got to insert it and pump it larger while in me. I never even got to see how large it was suppose to get when fully pumped.
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

I have no idea what the maintenance would be as it did not work correctly, so I cannot tell you what it would be.

The material is easily cleaned with soap and warm water. It cannot be left against anything because it will conform to whatever it is next too. The material of the toy requires special storage.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance


The box was very informative. It actually gave a visible picture of what the toy was suppose to do. If the toy did it, I would be completely happy.

Personal comments

I am so disappointed that the toy did not work properly. I would not buy it. I would not pay the full price even if I did decide to purchase a toy similar to this.


I never got to use it, so to me that is a complete and utter letdown.
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review.
  • blacklodge
    What a bummer! I hate toys that are complete disappointments.
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    I'm sorry the toy broke. Broken toys need to be reported to JR or one of the other Administrators, so that it can be handled.
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    Thanks for the honest review!
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