Cock shooter - realistic dildo by Topco Sales - review by ButchAndFemme

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If you're looking for an ejaculating dildo to cum on someone's face, chest, or any other body part, this toy's functionality will satisfy that want. The realistic color and veins add to the effect and can give the user a great feeling of having a real, ejaculating dick.
Great funtionality, realistic looking, decent girth.
Not harness compatible, beware of reverse suction.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The primary use for this toy seems quite self explanatory, but I'll delve into the nitty gritty for fun. My girl and I were excited about this toy for several reasons. I'm not even really sure how to explain the appeal in two lesbians wanting an ejaculating dildo, but I'll give it a shot. My love and I have a very Dom/sub dynamic in the bedroom. I'm not a stone butch, but you won't catch me riding up and down on a big 'ol rubber dick. We also enjoy talking in a pretty filthy manner, so it's not uncommon to hear "I can't wait to cum inside of you" come from my mouth. Not that that is particularly dirty, but we're decently frank. But I digress...

Plain and simple: it gets my wife off quite quickly when I describe cumming inside of her. And it's remarkably hot for me as well. So...after talking about it so much, we jumped on the chance to make it happen. Cumming in and on my lady makes for a perfect ending to a romp in the sack.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • G-spot
    • Mouth

Material / Texture

The material was a pleasant surprise. Considering the price and the focus on the functionality of the dildo, I assumed the material would be of low quality. It's not medical grade silicone by any means, but it was a softer rubber than I had expected. The rubber took to the water-based lube we used and my girl enjoyed the feeling of the dildo inside of her. The dildo features soft veins that can be seen, but aren't pronounced enough to be felt. Regardless, it gives a realistic look to the dick, and you can't go wrong with that!

The "pump" that controls the ejaculation is made of rubber as well, with a clear plastic straw attached to it. Once you fill up the bulb with your choice of ejaculatory material, you insert the straw into the back end of the dildo and you're ready to go!

Because of the hollowed out interior of this dildo, it's quite flexible...even more so without the bulb in place.

The dildo doesn't have any specific smell or taste (according to my lady love). The lack of taste and smell is certainly an added benefit. There's nothing worse than really getting into it and noticing an odd smell that just doesn't belong.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

This ejaculating dildo absolutely does what it's made to do, and really enhances things in the bedroom. Regarding the design, I would have liked to see a bit different design that might better cater to a strap-on harness. Because of the placement of the bulb, wearing it in a harness is almost impossible. The thrusting and the pressure put on the back of the dildo would depress the bulb, therefore activating the ejaculating feature before intended.

Additionally, the bulb holds quite an enormous amount of liquid; definitely more than the average penis would ejaculate. Keep this in mind when you're filling up the bulb.

And...last of all, as embarrassing as this is to admit, I'll throw it out there for future users. Keep in mind the physics of bulb that is intended for suction. To fill this bulb, you depress it, insert it into a cup of your choice of liquid, then slowly release the pressure on the bulb and it will suck up the liquid. Now, once we got into it and my girl was squirming with anticipation to feel the warm liquid fill her up, I wasn't really thinking. I squeezed the bulb and it released the liquid inside of my love. Without thinking, I released my grip on the bulb and it sucked everything (and more) back into the dildo...creating a really odd, and potentially dangerous suction inside of her pussy. Don't make the mistake I kills the moment.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


As I stated, this toy does exactly what its intended purpose is. The bulb creates quite a suction and the pressure of the liquid coming out is pretty intense. I didn't exactly measure the distance it could shoot, but I'd be willing to bet it could go a few feet with a decent squeeze. Also, I would venture to guess that the amount of liquid the bulb holds is close to 5 ounces.

Like I said before, I would love to see the performance of this toy really increase by using a much longer tube to reach from the tip of the dildo to the bulb. This way, the dildo could be placed into a harness and used as a strap-on.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's important to make sure this toy is cleaned after every use. Whatever liquid you use needs to be cleaned out almost immediately after you're finished to ensure it doesn't dry inside of the straw, dildo, or bulb. To do this, we simply filled up and squirted out warm water through the toy several times to make sure everything was clear. Also, we kept the bulb and the dildo separate and drying on a terry cloth to make sure all the moisture left the toy. In addition to not wanting any material to dry up on the inside of the toy, you also don't want to let moisture stay inside of the toy because it will become a groovy little playground for nasty bacteria to grow.
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


This dildo was packaged in a simple plastic clamshell. Though I have since thrown out the paper inside of the package, I do remember some corny pictures and sayings featured on the detailed paper. The package wasn't any better or any worse than any other toy I've purchased at a similar price point.
    • Good for storage


We saved the usage of this little gem for a weekend getaway when we didn't have to worry about dogs interrupting or noisy neighbors killing the mood. After a romantic stroll around the museum and a delicious dinner, I couldn't think about anything but getting my girl into bed and spending hours pleasing her. I had every intention of not letting her cum for a few hours, but she was begging me by around the 45 minute mark. With our new toy in hand, I fell into her begging and I got right down to it.

She was super close to cumming and I knew it was now or never. I squeezed the bulb end and waited for a reaction. Unfortunately, given different levels of intensity of my girl's orgasm, it's hard to tell which moans were a product of the orgasm itself and what was from the new sensation.

Once we had finished and I could reasonably ask how it felt without seeming like a complete egotistical maniac, she divulged that the sensation of something squirting inside of her felt incredible and the fact that we had warmed up the elixir really added to the sensation.
Follow-up commentary
While the idea of the ejaculating dildo was exciting at first, and was fun to try, I've come to find that the pre-production efforts on this toy outweigh the end product. The material is not of the best quality, and it's not compatible with a harness, so we haven't really used it since the initial review. It might come out to play once every few months, but I honestly can't see us using it on a regular basis.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Vaccinium
    Great review! That's an awfully fascinating niche product.
  • Dusk
    Wow, what a cool product! I'm glad you two had a lot of fun with it.
  • spiceboy
    I'm surprised to see all that functionality for such a low price! This thing sounds really amazing! Seems almost wasted on a product that isn't harness compatible, though.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Very interesting product. What type of 'elixir' do you use to fill it?

    Thanks for the excellent review on this! I've never tried anything like it, so I'm glad to learn about this.
  • P'Gell
    Excellent review. It sounds like you and your wife had a great time.

    I am interested to know what is used as ejaculate in these toys? Did it come with....Come, or recipes to make your own? I am now wondering what it put in these toys. Years ago, they used to sell a lot of them, through catalogs etc, and you could buy the stuff to put in them from catalog sex shops, now they are harder to find.

    Inquiring minds.....
  • ScottA
    I'd still be worried about keeping it clean.
  • ButchAndFemme
    Thanks for the comments! I have seen ejaculating dildos online that come with pods of liquid to use within the dildo, but to be honest, it scared me a bit. We used a small amount of water-based lube. When we were browsing an adult toy shop just after we got it, the cashier recommended using flower and water or egg whites. I don't think so.

    When it came down to it, we didn't want to use anything that might cause an infection or irritate my wife. Simply put, she's had lube inside of her plenty of times, so we knew that was safe.

    I had read that some people will use straight water, which I guess would be an option, but you've really got to consider that putting a foreign fluid into someone could result in quite a negative reaction.
  • anonomous
    Eeeekkk reverse suction...
    Great review thank you!
  • Antipova
    Incredible job with this review, including the very diplomatic explanation of why it's not useful in harnesses. It's too bad this doesn't come in silicone, or have a longer hose.
  • Layenna
    great review!
  • spiced
    Thanks for a truly outstanding review. Your writing is excellent, and you do a great job of both covering the details AND making it exciting. I've been curious about this for a long time; you have satisfied my curiosity. I hope they'll come out with an updated version, in a better material, that's also harness compatible.
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