Decadence thumper - discreet massager by Doc Johnson - review by Mikhaila

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A different kind of rabbit

I am fully converted over to vibes after encountering the Thumper, which certainly lives up to its name. With my petite build, this is the perfect toy to give me even more of my beloved g-spot orgasms and also enjoyable penetration and thrusting that remains comfortable and pleasurable for the duration of a long solo play session.
Strong vibrations. Variable settings. Smooth, soft material. Good design.
May not be long enough to hit everyone's g-spot, although perfect for me at this length.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Decadence Thumper has already won me over to this style of toy and has likely set the precedent for what I will look for and buy in the future. I am quite petite and it was a pleasure to use, both for external genital stimulation, including clitoral (although on the higher settings you may want to avoid direct stimulation), and as an insertable, including for (gentle) thrusting. Your mileage may vary as far as being able to actually hit your g-spot with the Thumper, but it still makes for a pleasurable experience regardless and would likely make a good warm up before using something with a greater insertable length -- in order to finally hit your g-spot. I did not experiment with it much for such a purpose yet, but based on trying out the different settings on my hand before lubing up and engaging in genital play and penetration, the Thumper would make for some interesting non-genital sensation play. Again, I am rather on the slight side, but I could solidly feel the vibrations in my hand, especially on the higher settings. Plus the smooth, soft texture of the velvet cote the toy is made out of means it would glide over and caress the skin easily while the variable settings could make for some interesting sensation play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is soft to the touch, but without the "catch" of the other plastic vibe I own that's labeled as having a "velvet" touch to it. This does not mean that it does not want to catch fibers at all, but it is very easy to clean and keep clean, especially since it comes with its own case. There is no seam on the insertable part of the toy and it was a delight to move across and also into my body, especially with a small amount of lubricant to enhance the experience and make actions such as (gentle) thrusting easier. I did not detect a discernible odour and it was a pleasure to use, smooth and soft when in contact with varying parts of my body, but also firm enough to be quite pleasurable, especially as an insertable.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is part of what drew me to the Decadence Thumper, both aesthetics-wise and due to how comfortable it looked like it would be as an insertable, especially given my petite size. The size and shape did not disappoint in this regard. Like me, it is quite petite and this made for very comfortable insertion as regards to width and overall dimensions and design, and it remained comfortable both when rotating the toy and when (gently) thrusting with it. The design is very good for its intended purpose of hitting and stimulating the g-spot and for remaining comfortable when moved in any and many directions over the course of a fairly long test session (almost an hour for the two toys I was testing). It may not be long enough to hit everyone's g-spot, but the design is excellent and it is comfortable and enjoyable, even without taking its ability to stimulate the g-spot specifically into account.

The overall petite size also means that it is very easy for me to hold and maneuver and also for me to store, especially with the included case. Even if someone were to happen across it by accident, it is still quite discreet and would also be easy to travel with due to the size and the opaque case.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was quite pleased with this toy from the moment I put the required single (yes, only one!) AA battery in and began testing out the dial and its corresponding settings. I could solidly feel the vibrations through my hand (and possibly slightly down into my wrist on the higher settings) when I tested it out prior to actually engaging in solo play with the toy. ADD some lube and the different settings are distinguishable from one another, including during genital and penetrative play. The dial is very easy to use and while I tried to be quite neat as far as not using lube (and menstrual fluid) covered fingers to turn the dial, I find it quite likely that the raised/grooved nature of the dial would make it easier to still be able to operate it even with slippery lube-coated fingers. It is made from the same material as the insertable portion of the toy and the toy is waterproof so it would be quite easy to wipe it down if the dial were dirtied. It is noisier on the higher settings but is still fairly discreet, especially through a closed door and when inserted as opposed to being used for external stimulation.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This was a delight to clean and store and would likely be so even without the toy wipes I used this time. Even with having engaged in a fairly long solo session to test the toy out and to relieve my menstrual cramps at the same time, it was the work of a minute to get the toy fully clean and sanitary again, and then to return it (once dry, of course) to the included snap-shut case. No need for storage baggies or the purchase of a separate container. It would be possible to set the toy inside and leave the lid up if it was not quite dry after cleaning yet, in order to make sure no moisture is left for bacterial growth. This also prevents the toy from picking up fibers from paper towels or other materials it might otherwise be left on to air dry fully (since standing around holding a toy while it dries can be both silly and dull).
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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    thanks for the review
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