Decadence thumper - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by you're my thrill

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A Guided Finger

Smooth and angled like the finger of an attentive lover. Excellent arousal stimulator, for the moderately-experienced player's toy chest. Ideal for creative foreplay, rather than total satisfaction.
Silky, non-porous, waterproof vibrator gently stimulates any part of the body.
No higher setting than "foreplay" or "arousal" for those who prefer more than a weak vibration.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Decadence Thumper is aptly named: the slender vibrator is exquisite, in its work at tapping and seriously arousing erogenous zones. Smooth and angled like the finger of an attentive lover, the vibe hums gently around face, ears, neck, clavicle, nipples—anywhere you like. Labial and clitoral play remain faithful to that notion of a guided finger. G-spot expectations should likely be framed in the same way: if one thick finger (or two slender ones) have ever hit the spot for you, this might do the trick; if not, be prepared for arousal, rather than satiation. Get creative, though, and mix this little waterproof enticer with other forms of play. And, if there are other sentient beings in or just beyond the walls of your sensual environment (children, guests, roommates), this is a vibe with nearly no sound, just below heavy cotton sheets, a thin blanket, or general background noise, so it's a fine addition to your other plans.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Crowded living
    • Overnights
    • Water play
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Compact
    • Single aa battery
    • Travel case
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Erogenous zones

Material / Texture

Velvet Cote has a soft, sensual feel, due to its PU coating. Phthalate-free reduces concerns about allergens. Inside, the vibe is ABS plastic, as is its storage/carry case. Be aware: as with all matte-textured toys, longer fingernails, chipped nails, torn cuticles and the like may snag on this product. Both water and silicone lubricants can be used with the Decadence Thumper; oil-based lubricants are not compatible.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Think of the Decadence Thumper as an attentive lover's finger toy, packaged in an ergonomic, opaque cellphone case: small, slender, unobtrusive, and willing to stimulate your play.

Arousal will be the finesse this vibe brings to your life. At 4.5 inches in length—excluding the base, only 3.25 inches can be functionally stroked against the body (and certainly no more can be inserted)—this is one of the smaller pleasures for the toy chest. The slender 1 inch in diameter is enough to tease.

A single AA battery keeps this product running happily. The vibrations aren't mighty, but they are persistent. The shape and texture are the more evocative elements.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Decadence Thumper's base twists, to permit the user some control over the range of vibrations. The system has no marked settings, so one simply turns through what seems to be two or three settings. In every mode, there is very little intensity: enough to arouse, but not enough to satisfy. A lovely tease.

While not whisper quiet, the Decadence Thumper is surely amongst the most "that sound could be anything" types of vibrators. Its sound level does magnify greatly, when it comes in contact with another vibrating toy.
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The Decadence Thumper is untextured, leaving a smooth surface for wiping. Its Velvet Cote finish is non-porous, which makes for easy cleanup with soap and hot water. For a deeper clean, or for sterilization purposes, use a spritzer bottle with isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol; this method avoids stray fibers becoming attached to your vibrator. This product is not safe to boil, microwave, or run through the dishwasher. Always allow your product to dry, before storing. This vibrator may be left in its own open case, to air dry, before the case is shut and ready to travel.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

While I enjoy the Decadence Thumper, I was displeased to find that any effort to turn off the product could also end in removing the base and releasing the battery. Seems a design flaw, to twist so far to the "off" position.

This is not a toy I would recommend for beginners: there's far too much emphasis on arousal, with very little assurance of complete satisfaction. Beginners might want to start with a toy that requires less planning.

For the price, this is a sweet little addition to the moderately experienced player's toy chest.
    • Not for beginners
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  • Bex1331
    very detailed description, it would be nice to hear a little more about the sizing, maybe compare it to something a little more standard that a finger (or two), I did like that you mentioned that it wouldn't be able to get most people off.
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review. I wish this was stronger, I love the shape. =/
  • vitriolicvertigo
    very detailed, thanks!
  • FHeemz
    Super review, thanks!
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sinfully
    Thanks for the review. Don't think this one's for me. I like my toys on the stronger side.
  • Nacht Stern
    Thank you for the review~!
  • BoobCopter
    Great review.
  • you're my thrill
    I appreciate the comments. To further describe the size, I've given the exact dimensions: 4.5 inches in length; 3.25, minus the base (insertable length); 1 inch diameter. The product is thus half the length of most basic [] vibrating eggs (with far less than an eighth of the vibration intensity).
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for detailed review
  • sixfootsexxx
    Thanks for the review! Knocked it off my wishlist.
  • Harpina is gone
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Alyona
    Great review
  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing
  • ARPKasso
    Thanks for the review.
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