Blue meta-jell heart-on - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by RacieAnnie

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A Heart-on for Size Queens

This is a great toy for size queens. I loved how it was a traditional vibe, just super-sized with hearts. The only downfall for me was the odor, which did not go away.
Large girth, cool texture, simple design
Bad odor
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is not for beginners. It is definitely a toy for the size queens. It is long and also very girthy.
The toy is designed for insertion. It did hit my G-spot and, if you get it right, you can even get one of the hearts to stimulate it perfectly. I also liked rubbing it on my clit, though it is a bit unwieldy to use on the clit.

I used the toy by myself on the bed, but it could be good for couples. It would be nice to have someone else have the control of the toy, as it may be hard for some women who are somewhat more petite. I didn't have a problem since I am super tall, but I could imagine problems for the shorter women out there.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The texture of this vibe is delightful. There is something about the hearts that make me giggly and feel girly. You can feel the hearts while inserted, and it's lovely when you get one of the hearts pressed against your G-spot.

The material is jelly, and it did have an odor. I banished it to my sock drawer for a couple of weeks to get rid of the scent. Even after washing and the banishment, it still smelled like rubber.

The color of the vibe is lovely. It's a shiny royal blue, and I love seeing the light reflect off all the little hearts.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design is simple. It's a traditional vibe, just super-sized with embossed hearts.

The size is large and long. I like girth; but, truly, I could not handle the entire length of the vibe. I still enjoyed it without full insertion.

This is for size queens and not good for beginners.

This toy is hard to hide. It's big and honkin', it's not at all discreet, and it wouldn't fit in the bag I used for toys, so it's banished to my sock drawer until I get storage large enough to accommodate it. Also, because of the size, I wouldn't recommend it for travel.
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator has a wheel control, which works well. In some toys, I have the problem of the battery pack cover twisting off while using with the wheel, and this toy did not have that problem.

The vibrations are not the strongest, which is disappointing because strong vibrations would have made this toy really rock my world with the heart texture and girth.

The toy is also very quiet, and you might be able to get away with using it with someone else in the room.
    • Discreet sound
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

The material is jelly, which means sharing is not caring in this case since it cannot be sterilized. Also, if you are super adventurous, I would recommend using a condom for anal use since jelly is porous.

To clean, use toy cleaner or warm water and soap (not strong soap, use gentle soap). Jelly toys cannot be sterilized.

While storing, keep in a cool, dark place or your toy may changes colors and even melt.

Since this is a big toy, lube is recommended tremendously! Use either water or silicone-based.
    • Difficult to store
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  • M121212
    I liked your description of the material and texture
  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review.
  • SapphirexIce
    Great Review!
  • Daniel & Brittany
    excellent review
  • samanthalynn
    nice review
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