Micro missile opulent - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

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Definitely a Pleasure Missile!

Worth the money, will be going in my travel bag. Perfect little traditional vibrator, a must for every sex toy collection.
fairly quiet on lower settings, powerful, perfect for travel
size, loud when on high
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a little vibrator, It's only 3 1/2 inches long, but it is perfect for clitoral stimulation. It has a nice flattened tip that you can press right over your clit for concentrated stimulation. If you twist the dial base all the way up you can definitely hear it through a closed door, however if it is on any of the lower settings it is quiet enough to use with roommates. This is a strictly outside of the body play toy because of how small it is and how it doesn't have any type of flared base. This toy isn't waterproof, but it is solid enough to take a damp washcloth to clean it, but make sure to take extreme care with the black bottom part, because that can't get water onto it at all. I also enjoy the flattened tip for nipple stimulation during sex.

Material / Texture

I ordered this vibrator in teal, It has a shiny coat, and this vibrator is BRAND new, and the top coating is already coming off. This is a small plastic vibrator, it is smooth and non porous, but it has almost a seam around the center body of the vibrator, I'm not quite sure what that is about, because you can't see it in the product pictures. However, after the first time I wiped it down with a damp washcloth the shimmer tint came off. The shimmery tint is just a cosmetic addition, just like the seam and doesn't take away from the toy, just the look. The shimmer tint flaked off before I even attempted to use lube with it. You can take a wash cloth and wipe the rest of the shimmery tint away if you are worried about it flaking off onto your vagina. If you are still concerned, slip the vibrator into a condom, which you should do if you were to be sharing toys anyways, because even though Hard Plastic is for the most part non-porous, it isn't fully disinfect-able.

Design / Shape / Size

The vibrator is only 3 1/2 inches long, and it has a great smooth texture to it. It has a neat little flattened tip, I love pressing it into my clit. The toy is perfect for travel because of its size. It only takes a single AAA battery and it took me a few seconds of fiddling to get the bottom on. But once it is on, it is on securely. I think this little traditional vibrator is perfect for beginners to advanced alike because of the variety of vibration. The beginning of turning it is only a slow soft vibration and it works up to a very powerful vibration, comparable to a larger vibrator.

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was a little disappointed with the size, {looks bigger in pictures} but I was VERY happy with the performance. You control the vibration with a twist dial at the bottom, the vibrations gradually increase as you turn the dial. I started with a slight turn, just to turn the vibrator on, and it was a very very soft vibration. It gradually increases with the vibration becoming stronger, and louder. It isn't so loud that it is off putting, but it is too loud on high to be discrete. While it is easy to maneuver the dial during sex, it isn't so easy that you can bump it. Which makes it great for travel since there isn't a high chance of it turning on in your bag, but like with most vibrators, you should take the batteries out when not in use.

Care and Maintenance

The toy is hard plastic, You can spritz it with toy cleaner, or just wipe down with a damp washcloth. Its plastic so it is very versatile with almost any type of lube. I prefer water based lubes.


The packaging with nothing fancy at all, just a quick little pop open plastic packaging, I just tossed it. This plastic toy is easy enough to store without it. I personally store my toy inside of my side table drawer, on top of a spare sheet.
Follow-up commentary
Due to its small size I have barely used this toy since writing my review. I took it on vacation with me and it traveled really well. The top coat completely flaked off and after about six ten minute uses, it is still using the same single battery. I only wish this toy was bigger.
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  • Airen Wolf
    Shame about the flaking sparklies. Great review!
  • bzzingbee
    So after the shimmer comes off is it just a flat teal color? This really does look much bigger in the picture! Thanks for the review!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    Yes, it is just a flat teal color, and it is is a very deep teal, almost a sea green.
  • LittleBoPeep
    thanks for the review
  • buzzvibe
    I wonder about the top coat wearing off so soon. Do you think that's typical or maybe just a quality control fluke? I definitely don't want anything flaking off either on or inside of me. And I agree, going by the picture I thought it was bigger. The flattened tip sounds interesting. Thanks for the great review!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'm not sure, The top color is still shiny, but it just doesn't have that opulent shine to it anymore. It works great, and it still is super cute, but its just disappointing that the top coat flaked off, but it rubs right off, just take a dry towel and rub it off.
  • Danielle1220
    This looks cute. Nice and shiny. Stinks that the sparklies are flaking off. Still cute though.
  • barrettbn2
    Great review
  • nicole07
    great review
  • Ambientpy
    Nice review!
  • One of Five
    good review!
  • Ash1141
    Thanks for the review
  • cheetahpita
    Thanks for the review!
  • LoveDove
    Thanks for the review! Won't be getting this if the finish flakes off...
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