Micro missile opulent - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by BusyMe

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Micro Missle-sNeAk ATTACKS-!

This giant pocket rocket probably came around in the sixties, and has been the go to for girls everywhere. It should probably come in different shades and colors. They would probably be: black & white with little bunnies, light up colors for Star Wars, and designer styles...gold...silver. You get the picture.
Not enough variety
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This has bath time written all over it. All bets are off to its fraternal twin the rubber ducky toy. You could quack your brains out, and you definitely won't be singing that song if you use these two together... The amount of stimulating power that goes through this missile is just right to send you to the moon and back. Not that I can explain properly. But it's super, super, super simple and SUPER, SUPER, SUPER easy, because basically there's little to no effort needed. If you have an insert here, tattoo here is your match.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Works good with clit ticklers
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Impression: Hurry, just buy it. The faster you do, the faster you can get started. The extra smooth texture of the plastic is comforting. There's no smell and nothing off putting about this piece. Plastic is firm, my first impression was that someone took the time to turn everyone into sex toy lovers.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The shape is sleek and similar to a few fingers, or a woman's small hand length. You can really push your own sexual limits by taking a step up to get this. The shaft is even all the way around until the tip, which is rounded. Which makes it even more comfortable during use. It is very easy to handle and so, so soft. All the design features make you want more, even weeks later. This pearl of the sea is in my, "turning your dials section of vibrators."
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

Zips from Medium Low to High vibrations...Very Buzz worthy. I can't do without a toy, that made me go out and buy another right away. After I accidentally broke the spring on the inside while changing the battery. I was sad, and now I'm happy, because the newer one has a push button. Now, I will have a new one in multiple colors, for different days of the week.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Clean it with anti bacterial soap, hot water and a brush. Rinse and dry. Remove end, take a wipe to the cap, and run it around the edge; let air dry over night and replace parts. I would even suggest to remove the battery while you store it.
    • Easy to store


Solid container, regular title of toy, and that's about it. Normal and nothing new type stuff.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This has been my super best friend for about five years now. I like it as much as if I'd just bought it yesterday.
    • Blogs


After thinking about, and wondering about, what a sex toy would feel like for many years. And all the ways in how I could and would use it, I finally bought something simple. Just because it took a lot of courage for me to buy it. Surprisingly, the simple sleek features made that easy, and it flew into my arms. It is easy to use, pick a spot and go at it. It was almost like using a bullet but bigger. The best part of it is definitely the shape. How easy it is to glide in without a fight, and with the get down to it fun.
    • Slim
Follow-up commentary
Still like it and the pearly outside of it, and everything about it... Nice and nobberific not too much going on where it becomes more of a job.
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