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Did You Say Gyrating?

A great toy to try if you're searching for something a bit on the interesting side. It's visually pleasing and a nice touch to a toy collection, but looking pretty is close to all that it does. With low, non-intense vibrations, it can be interesting for beginners to vibrators, but for advanced users, it may fall flat with the low key vibrations. This toy is firm for g-spot stimulation and possibly for clit play.
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Pros
G-spot stimulation, Textured, Quiet, Easy to use
Cons
Odor, Low vibrations, Gyrations
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Gyrating Penis most certainly is an eye grabber. It's sleek, textured and girthy, and simple to use for all. It's a great toy for someone who enjoys a unique sense of vibration in the fact that it's advertised to give a gyrating sensation when turned on. You could use this just about anywhere, but it would feel best used on the clitoris, vaginally or if you feel bold enough to take the girth, anally. The textured head is amazing for g-spot stimulation and rubs against the area firmly. I loved holding this toy against my clit as well, and the pair of the girth mixed with the vibration made for a unique experience with this vibrator. You could buy this toy for a beginner to vibrators, though the circumference is a bit daring. I feel most parties could probably find something to appreciate about this vibrator, whether it's the vibrations, texture, or if you love something pleasing to the eye.

I could easily use this with a partner or solo, either one would be loads of fun. You could use the vibrations against your clit while you're having sex with your partner, or while receiving oral. It's waterproof and extremely quiet, so you could sneak into the shower for some after hour fun in a dorm room and remain unheard. This vibrator is interesting and unique in it's performance, but also quiet and discrete when turned on, even at full capacity.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Extremely quiet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

When unpackaging the vibrator, the material was sleek to the touch and quite slippery. It's slightly plush with a bit of give, and it can bend slightly in any direction. It's definitely not meant to bend all that much, but the material is soft enough to give leeway to pressure on the g-spot if you're apply a bit of force. The material would make this toy easy to use with just a tiny bit of lube, or none at all. The texture would be great for beginners because of the sleekness and the overall shape of the head and shaft. The material is non porous, so you can share with a partner and use just about any lube and it won't destroy the material. The best choices of lubes would be a water based lubricant, silicone, or oil.

The amount of smell to this product is absolutely awful. When unpackaging, it nearly knocked me over and it hasn't gone away with washes or use. This toy simply is one that will always have a slight smell to it. I'm unsure if it's because of the material it's made of or the packaging, but it's quite strong and some may not be able to get past it. I haven't been able to handle putting this toy anywhere near my mouth or face. It smells chemical-esque and toxic! The texture of the veins and head are fantastic, and the material isn't all that bad for the price. The smell is just something users will have to learn to bear if they're a fan of this toy.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of this vibrator. It's nice to look at, pleasing to the eye, the sheen is great and the color use is interesting and vibrant. I love the sleekness to the touch, but the rigid veins of the shaft are just enough stimulation to be pleasurable and comfortable. I was pleasantly surprised by the circumference of this toy when I used it. The width doesn't look nearly as big as it felt, and it was extremely nice during the first use. The length is nearly perfect, and is about average for most vibrators/dildos. It wouldn't be too big for a beginner length wise, but width wise, it was a bit of a stretch for me, and I'm an avid vibrator user. Just because of the amount of circumference granted, I would say steer clear of this one for a first time vibrator user, because it may be a little too much at once for them.

The textured head is my favorite aspect of this product. It's fantastic against and around the g-spot and provided me with a lot of pleasure due to how rigid it is. I think most users that are a fan of a great texture would love this toy for that. This toy isn't really easy to disguise, as it just looks like a dildo/vibrator and not much else. It's quiet and hard to hear, and you could take it with you on the go if you wanted. It isn't a great travel size, but it's not going to weigh down your luggage or be of any inconvenience to you if you wanted to travel with it.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The dial on this toy is something I'm a big fan of. I love dialed vibrators, and this one provides a smooth ride up to the full powered setting. The knob requires a bit of turning so it doesn't accidentally turn on in a storage container or bag, but you'll feel it kick on with a turn and it's fairly easy to keep turning until you get the intensity you'd like. The dial is located on the bottom of the toy and fairly easy to access and maneuver.

This toy is not noisy AT ALL. I have no complaints about the sounds, they're quiet and undetectable, though the intensity of the vibrations left much to be desired. When a product advertises "gyrating," I feel it would actually.. you know, gyrate. But this toy twitches back and forth if anything, and I was greatly disappointed in that. I tried this toy out for the gyrating aspect and no reviews stated exactly how it worked in those terms. I'm here to be the bearer of bad news, the gyration is more of a swaying back and forth quickly and didn't feel like anything too special. The vibrations are a dud, and are intense enough for beginners but for more advanced users, it rattles the vaginal walls more than anything. It feels slightly better against the g-spot, but overall, advanced users will be disappointed in the power of the vibrations of this toy.

The toy is certainly waterproof and performs well in the shower. I wouldn't suggest immersing the toy completely, as it may die out on you faster, but it's safe to use with splashes of water and cleaning thoroughly under a faucet. I enjoy this toy in the shower because it's really quiet and the material feels great with the sensations of warm water.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

As far as cleaning goes, it's a bit of both worlds. It may seem high maintanence for some users, as lint and fibers cling to the material very easily, especially after use. You have to be careful where you store it, because particles around it or beside it will stick like silly putty to the sides and it can get pretty gross.

It does require cleaning or wiping down after every single use or it will get mucky in a hurry. You might have to clean it between uses if you store it in fabric, a pouch, or somewhere dusty. For some, this may be too intensive, but the actual cleaning process is simple. Run hot water over the toy, or wipe it down if you choose. Nothing complicated about that.

The material is highly compatible with just about any lube. You have free reign and a choice of lubes you can use with this toy, because of it's unique material. Crystalessence (also known as PVC https://www.edenfantasys.com/info/sexuality-articles/crystalessence ) isn't the highest quality material available, but it's great in the fact that it's non porous and silicone lubes will work with it, as well as oil-based and water-based ones.
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The package is a simple plastic case and describes the functions of the toy. There are no real instructions included, just advertising for what the toy is 'supposed' to do and includes no information about settings or materials. The package can be used as a container if you have nothing else to store this in, which might be fantastic. Cloth wouldn't work well with this toy and anything plastic is probably your best bet for storage. I've used my packaging for storage so far and it's worked great and kept it clean. I assume the packaging didn't have much information about the use of the toy because it's fairly simple to use already and has one dial.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I absolutely love vibrators and dildos of every kind, but I feel like this vibrator was a flop in terms of vibration. If it was produced as a dildo with the same shape, design and color, it would be a hit and I would be a much bigger fan. The materials are still viable and nice, and I'll still use this toy again in the future, though it's nowhere close to a favorite. I wouldn't necessarily recommend this toy to a lot of people, as I'm an advanced user and just wasn't impressed by the vibrations this had to offer, nor the "gyrations" advertised.
    • Low intensity vibrations

Experience

My experience with this toy rests in the fact that I simply cannot handle the smell that comes along with it. It's yet to disappear or fade and some may be far more sensitive to it than I am. I've used it in the presence of my partner and we quickly replaced it with a dildo because the vibrations were an odd experience. While it can feel slightly pleasurable at points, it would rattle around my perineum and anal area. This wasn't painful or uncomfortable, but interesting, if you're into trying something new. Unfortunately, I purchased this toy for vaginal stimulation and it didn't provide much in that area. It was great without vibes on for g-spot stimulation and I liked that aspect.
    • Great for g-spot
Follow-up commentary
I really wanted to learn to like it more, but I couldn't get over how odd the vibrations were. The length and width are really nice, but the material never lost it's weird scent and it's just too rattly for my taste.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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