Couture collection Discretion - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by KrissyNovacaine

Discrete is debatable.

The Discretion is an alright toy. It's absolutely quiet enough, but it is heavy and feels like it will slip out at any moment. I love silicone, so that is a huge benefit, but in the end the weak vibrations just made this eh.
Doesn't feel secure
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a bullet and sleeve designed to fit into a pair of panties. It's marketed as a discrete vibrator which made me assume that this was a toy to be worn discretely in more public situations. This is possible but not as viable as one would think.

I would assume that this could be used as any other bullet but the sleeve is very much intended to fit a vulva. It mostly stimulates the labia for me, but it also stimulated my clit and anus.

This is a toy that will offer something for toy users of all experience levels. Beginners to advanced users can find interesting ways to use this in their play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The sleeve is made from a non-porous and smooth silicone. It has a velvety texture that is very nice against the skin. The bullet, on the other hand, is made from a firm, smooth. Both materials had no odor or taste out of the box.

There is no real texture at all to this toy.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Discretion is 5.5" long which fit my anatomy well, but I am 6' tall, so this may be too long for others.

We use this during our BDSM scenes which probably isn't a typical use. We specifically picked this up to stimulate me in a standing position, but it was too heavy to actually be firmly pressed against me. Using this in a seated position is better, but I never feel secure enough that it will stay put.

This doesn't particularly look like anything on first look, and it isn't that big either so traveling with it is reasonable.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The included bullet is no where close to the strength of many other bullets. I can easily say this is a 3 vroom on the highest settings. I will give it props for having 6 settings, but the ones that are supposed to be more powerful versions of the same pattern are barely discernible from each other.

The patterns are as follows:
Low steady
Medium steady
High steady
Slow rollercoaster
Fast pulsing
3 short pulses 1 long pulse

To change the settings you just press the button on end until you reach the one you want. To shut it off, you have to cycle through all of the settings. Not my favorite type of controls, but it isn't the worst ever.

On the upside, it is very quiet. I wouldn't say it is silent, but you can't hear it really. Some may be worried that it can be heard, but I couldn't hear it during use in a club. I can barely hear it in a quiet room when it is in my hand.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The silicone sleeve can be boiled to sterilize it, or you can wash it with soap and water. The plastic bullet can only be washed with soap and water. Neither piece has nooks or crannies that make cleaning difficult.

To store, you will want to make sure and keep the silicone sleeve away from other silicone products. I keep mine in a ziplock bag, but you can also use the box it came in.
    • Easy to clean


This came in a simple small cardboard box that had a picture of the toy on it. As ironic as it is, the box was in no way discreet. It is, however, useful for storage. It is a bit bigger than the toy, but not enough that it is ridiculous.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
This just doesn't quite fit. Maybe in the perfect pair of panties would make this work, but I am way too frustrated with it to keep trying. There are just too many problems that make this not worth it. Maybe if it was more powerful or lighter, but it's neither, so I am over it.
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  • Rossie
    Thank you for the nice review.
  • Missy27
    Thanks for the review. Answered a few questions I had about this product.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! Wish it was stronger!
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
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