Joystick midi Findus - g-spot vibrator by JoyDivision - review by Mhay64

Joystick midi Findus

G-spot vibrator by JoyDivision

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Honestly, it was disappointing.

This item isn't worth your time simply for the fact it does NOT preform. We expect the best from our toys-we did the research, we spent the time picking them, and we expect them to preform adequately for we spent money on them. This did not preform.
Silent, comfortable
low vibration, very thin, not thick
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I felt ecstatic when receiving this toy in the mail. "Lucky me!" I said. "I honestly can't wait to get home, light a candle, and go to work when I get home tonight." Once home from work, I got settled and began experimenting. I used lube, of course, and warmed up with my fingers. After I got off work, I took a nice bath and relaxed my body. I was looking forward to a night dedicated to ME..simply me. I was going to make love to myself. I was going to accept passion and lust into my body, and learn and meditate from it. Overall, I was feeling wonderful. Nothing is better than at the end of a long day, giving yourself a well earned beautiful and an overwhelming full blown over-all body orgasm. And so, with a large glass of wine and calming music at my side, I got as comfortable as possible in bed. From what I remember, I was feeling particularly excited and loose. "A new toy!" I thought, "What new beautiful experiences can I have? Possibilities are endless. Please yourself like you deserve", I thought. By loose I mean that my body was perfectly relaxed and willing. Extremely ecstatic, I slowly allowed myself to dwelve into the forbidden passion of beautiful masturbation.

And in so, I began slowly, and extremely gently. I was "making love," after all. I began massaging my breasts, lower stomach and upper thighs. I slowly released my deep intake of breath, and made contact. I directly applied the beautifully tipped head of the toy to my clitoris. I expected magnificence..yet, was extremely and utterly underwhelmed.

For me personally, I like hard on action. I need it to be intense, constant, and long lasting for my satisfaction. The highest vibration setting upon my clitoris was barely even a tease. So underwhelming.
I began extremely slowly, simply using the vibration on my clitorous. Very little arousal occured. I could recognize the slight vibration as, "vibration" not as the, "OMG do me right now, please!" feeing. Moving forward, I just pumped harder and harder, striving and striving. It was not worth it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Joystick midi Findus tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Light play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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