I rub my fishie travel-size - discreet massager discontinued by Big Teaze Toys - review by Robyn

This is an incredibly cute little fishie fits in the palm of my hand! I got him because I figured this would be the perfect little discreet massager for my adventures shipboard this summer. He is 3.5 inches long and 2.75 inches wide at his widest point which is his eyes. It operates on one AAA battery which is easy to install if you have a small screwdriver handy. Fishie is made of rubber so he does not clean very well, and can be kept cleaner by using it with a condom, although in the case of Mr Fishie - that is a bit of a feat.

When I first turned this toy on (accomplished by squeezing him by his fins) I was shocked by the vibrations. I expected this toy to be fairly quiet, as it was in the discreet section of the site, it wasn't. I was hoping this would be the toy I could take with me on the ship that I could use with NO ONE else in my room knowing, it didn't pan out that way. I tried re-tightening the battery door hoping that maybe I put it on wrong, and that did not seem to help at all. I was disappointed. But I still had yet to use the toy, maybe it would still be a welcome addition to the toy chest!

My first use of I rub my fishie was not a happy one, this toy for me was awkward,and clumsy. There was no way to hold this toy that was comfortable or pleasing. I was very disappointed! The second time I tried this toy was in the bath since it is a waterproof toy! Still, I found this toy just too awkward for me to use, it made for some interesting vibrations in the water. Also, the level of vibration for me is a little too intense.

I did discover that it makes a great neck and back massager. The eyes fit perfectly down my spinal column. So he came along to Alaska as my massage tool! My bunk mates (I lived with 3 guys) looked at me a little funny  when after a hard day I pulled my fishie out for a massage on my sore shoulders and neck, but heck, he worked well for it!

Overall, I think for me, maybe I might have been better off going with the regular sized fishie|I Rub My Fishie Review instead of the travel-sized as I had a hard time handling this product. Then again, that may not make much of a difference as I still could not find a good spot on the fishie that made anything pleasurable for me. This is a wonderful conversation piece and a great overall massager if have some other muscles that need relaxing, but as a "sex toy" for me,  it didn't pass the tests.