Lucid dream no. 9 - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by ~sexxxational

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I dream of ditching this

The ridges are delicious, but this toy, as a whole, is not. Save your pennies and treat yourself to something higher quality. Your puss will thank you.
Chunky ridges that feel great while thrusting, low price
Uncomfortable, rigid, lack of vibration power, poor quality, poor lifespan, loud, it smells
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was my first vibrator. I didn't know what to shop for and it was a pretty daunting experience because there were so many vibes in countless sizes, shapes, textures, and more. There were options upon options and my search lead me to this, the Lucid Dream no. 9. I enjoyed the fact that it was inexpensive because I was afraid to spend too much in case I didn't like it. That was a good decision on my part.

Upon arrival, I noticed that the packaging of the Lucid Dream no. 9 was quite pretty. A blue and white, 70s lava lamp-esque swirly thing that was cute and inviting. However, more money seems to have been invested in creating an appealing non-cheesy package than on the product itself.

Measuring 7 insertable inches long and 1 & 3/4" at its thickest point, this toy seemed sizable and promising. It's made of flexible jelly in a deep magenta pink that sports thick ridges that begin about half way up the shaft and lead to a 2" g-spot curve. The jelly definitely has some flex to it yet I find while in use, the toy is a bit unyeilding. It actually kind of hurt, and not in a good way.

As a g-spot vibe, I found that it was deeply lacking. The vibrations weren't very strong (not even enough to get my clit going) and did nothing to enhance the experience. I do not have an elusive g-spot and this guy failed to stimulate it very well if at all. Because of this, I would disregard the advertised "dual-action" claims. This does not function well as a single-action vibe let alone a dual-action one.

Despite the fact that this is not a very large toy, by comparison to a lot of others out there, I had trouble inserting it. Even after using a toy much larger, and lube. Maybe the jelly material just doesn't worth well with my schematics, but I found this toy be an awkward fit.

After owning Lucid Dreams no. 9 for about 6 months, it's dying. And I have used it maybe 5 or 6 times. Obviously, I don't love it and obviously it's not quality made.

However, I would recommend this to women who:
*don't mind rigidity in their toys
*have elusive g-spots
*want a new twist on plain old vibes (AKA the ridges)
*are on a budget

But unless all of those apply to you, treat yourself to something better.
The first few rounds with this guy were nice. It is larger than I expected, but I am always up for a challenge so the size sort of excited me rather than frightened me.

I used this toy vaginally and once with my ex because he wanted to try anal and it was the smaller of the two toys I had. He seemed to enjoy this toy anally though I can't recommend it because of the material and the non-flared base. However, after I got over the novelty of using my first vibrator, I did not enjoy it vaginally and can't bring myself to use something made of jelly up my ass. (Apparently I think my ass is too cool for school.)

What I hated most about this toy is that I find it pretty uncomfortable and, for me, the curvature is big nuisance. I imagine it would be better for women who have more elusive g-spots, but mine has never hidden from me or anyone else. It is also quite firm, which, if you enjoy rigid toys then I'm sure you won't mind, but I like a little give; this has little to none. Honestly, this has become my least favorite toy in the bin.

In hindsight, though, let me just say, the ridges are a great touch and are probably this vibrator's best feature.
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  • Kdlips
    Great review!
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    Nice review!
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  • Eucaly
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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