I wanted to hate you, but you were too good!

This is a girthy, ribbed vibrator designed to stimulate the g-spot. It's made for rubber and has a mild texture, so those that don't like either of those may want to steer away from this toy.

It can be very effective externally as well. I found that the tip was great for stimulating my clit.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a flared base, so it is not safe for anal play.

This toy has some serious cons like it's smell, the feeling of rubber, and the dial base, but it somehow was still a winner for me. This toy worked amazingly well despite its flaws.

This toy has moderate ribbing along the entire shaft that feels really nice during thrusting. This isn't a super intense texture so I think it will work for most people.

The material is where this toy and I had major problems...

It's made of rubber with a plastic core. Nothing wrong with plastic in my book, but rubber and I have a very tenuous relationship. Being a very poor college student that is still trying to figure out exactly what I like in a toy means that rubber toys are more cost effective for me. BUT rubber has some serious downsides and this toy highlights many of them.

It reeks. It smells awful. When I opened this toy up my whole bedroom smelled like a tire factory. After I cleaned it in my bathroom and let it air dry my bathroom smelled for 3 days. Now, to be fair the smell has been dissipating, but it's hard to want to try out a toy when it smells like that.

Otherwise, it feels like a rubber toy which I don't particularly like, but it isn't a huge problem when it is inserted.

This is a larger, girthier toy. It's 8" long with 7" of that being insertable. It has a circumference of 5" which translates to 1 5/8" in diameter. I found this girthy, but not uncomfortable. The plastic core makes it a bit stiff, but the rubber lets it compress a bit to be comfortable.

The shape is a cylinder with a pointed tip. The tip has a curve which allows it to stimulate the g-spot. The cylinder has the ridges on it which are great for stimulation. This toy actually performs really well for me because my g-spot is deeper than many toys actually can reach.

This isn't discreet at 8" long. It's not really good for travel due to this.

The Mr. Softee runs on 2 C batteries and it shows. This is a deep thumpy vibrator which worked so amazingly for my g-spot. I have never had a g-spot toy that worked for me until this one. It was insane for me. I was blown away by the deep vibes that this toy was able to produce. It wasn't the absolute strongest vibrations, but it was more than enough for me.

This is controlled by a dial base which can be irritating because if you move the wrong way it can change the speed, but it is nice because you can control the intensity.

This toy is a bit noisy. Actually, it's not subtle at all. It's one of those toys that you want to make sure you aren't going to be overheard if that is a concern for you.

Rubber is a porous material so if you are sharing this toy remember to use a condom to keep things safe. It's recommended to use a condom on it during every use to increase the lifetime of the toy.

You can wash this toy in warm water with a mild cleaner, but it doesn't clean well due to how porous it is.

Rubber is compatible with both silicon and water based lubricants.

I would recommend storing this in a ziplock back due to the aforementioned smell and because it is a lint magnet.

This was packaged in the typical plastic clam shell that a lot of toys end up in. It lists the name of the toy and the manufacturer, Doc Johnson. It lists the battery requirements, but not much else that is useful.

The package is reusable for storage, but it is really large and probably isn't a permanent solution.

Due to how girthy this is it may be intimidating for new toy users. It is amazing for women who have a deep g-spot or those that like deep thumpy vibrations.

I love this despite the issues that comes from rubber, but I know that many people will be turned off by the material and I don't blame them.

I think I have made it clear how much I hated this toy from the beginning. It smelled so bad. It looked a little weird to me because the plastic is a strange ivory color. I hated this toy. I made myself use it because I needed to review it.

I was using a clitoral vibe when I started using this. As I slipped it inside, I realized that the sensations were super intense. I had three g-spot orgasms, one after the other, within the first few minutes of using it.

I have never had a toy stimulate my g-spot enough to make me orgasm until Mr. Softee. He is my new best friend... stink and all.