Jesse's climactic climaxer - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by Rae

My first foray into sex toy reviewing was exhilarating, exciting, and just plain fun... unfortunately, I'm not referring to the toy I tried.

I received Jesse's Climactic Climaxer|Clitoral pumps: Jesse's climactic climaxer in the mail on a Saturday night. I had been studying all day for a huge paper I have due, and was simply ready to unwind from the day. What better way than with a brand, spanking (no pun intended) new sex toy? My boyfriend and I live quite a distance from each other, so we aren't able to play together, but he happened to log online that night with absolutely perfect timing. I opened the protective wrapping on my toy and was immediately put off by the smell of the jelly that it is made of. The packaging said pleasantly scented, but I certainly would not call it a "pleasant" smell.

Of course a little extra scent wasn't going to put me off of using my new toy. I washed it off and got to work with my boyfriend on the other end of the computer. I didn't get very far.

The "head" of the piece is shaped like a mouth, lips and all, with three "ticklers" inside of it to stimulate my clit and/or nipples. It also said it "sucked," which I will admit was the first thing that drew my attention. The sucking wasn't so bad, but there was very little suction to really make me feel like it was sucking much of anything. The ticklers felt non-existent. They are very soft and flexible, so I couldn’t feel the vibrations from them when the entire mouth of the piece was over my vagina. The lips were far too large and cumbersome, so while it looked realistic, it took me about five minutes before I finally just released the lips from my clit and used the toy on my nipples.

This was considerably more successful. Holding the mouth of the piece to my breast did create better suction and the ticklers felt wonderful on my nipples. The vibrations were, also, very powerful. At first they were a little off-putting, but the feel of the high vibrations on my breasts made me squirm and jump in a great way. My breasts are not overly sensitive usually, so this was something different that truly tickled my nipples--and then some.