Mini mini mouse - massager by Doc Johnson - review by Brandy and Chris

Mini mini mouse sex toy review

I'm not afraid to say it, I love my Mini Mini Mouse. We’ve had some good times together! My favorite things about this toy are that it has some amazing vibrations, it's quiet, and it's cheap. The very best vibe for under 10 bucks!
Good vibes, small in size, discreet, very quiet, good battery life, easy to clean, and cheap.
Poorly made, eyes are sharp.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I don’t hate to admit it, I love my Mini Mini Mouse by Doc Johnson|Mini mini mouse. We’ve had some good times and some bad. Let me tell you why it’s still one of my best friends.

First off, it has some awesome vibes. I’m talking crazy! You have to work yourself up for high frequency, or you’ll just end up tickling yourself to death. Even when the batteries are almost dead this toy is no joke.

My mini, mini, MICRO, Mini Mini mouse. Mini is a wonderful size. It can be hidden almost anywhere. I have chosen a sunglass case!

Whether the makers of this toy knew it or not, the Mini Mini Mouse is also very discreet. I have a 6 yr old brother who gets into more than my 1 yr old son, and he eyeballed it one day. I didn’t have to say anything, he asked, “Is that for the kitty?” He didn’t have to know which one…

This toy is also very quiet. On low you can’t even hear it. Which is wonderful when your husband has fallen asleep next to you, and left you to your own devices… (Literally!) On high it sounds like a muffled electric toothbrush, which isn’t too bad considering the output of the toy.

Another great thing about this toy is that the batteries last much longer than with bigger toys. I can go more than a week of everyday use before changing the batteries. They’re also AA’s so they are cheap to replace, and easy to find.

The Mini Mini Mouse is pretty easy to clean, the surface is textured but not porous. Just make sure you get “You” out from around the eyeballs.

While we’re talking about the eyeballs, I might as well say that I thought that the toy would be much better without them altogether. They are very pointy, and can be very harsh on such a sensitive area. Maybe if they were rounded, it would be more comfortable. I think the idea was that you’re supposed to direct the nose and eyes over the clitoris, because that’s where the vibes are more concentrated. In lieu of this I use the underside of the nose. It is smooth and the vibes are still super strong.

The other thing I didn’t like (and who would?) was the craftsmanship. The mouse and the controller are assembled separately and the controller cord is glued at the butt. I found this out when mine broke. {I dissected the mouse, spliced the cord to the bullet, (the way it should have been) reassembled it, sealed it, and wrapped it in Teflon tape. Now it’s a Mummy Mini Mouse.} (***I do not recommend trying to fix your mouse yourself, it is not safe… DON’T do it. My only objective was for informative purposes only. I have a new mouse now.***)

Despite it’s faults, I think the Mini Mini Mouse is a great toy because of all it’s good qualities; and though my first broke, it was inexpensive to replace, and now I know not to be so rough with my little fellow. (**Also because of the cord, and the eyes, this toy should not be used internally.**)
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  • Program Manager
    Good points- anything without a base to prevent it from slipping too far into your body shouldn't be used internally either!
  • Haha, pointy eyes. That's something you never could've predicted!
  • Dame Demi
    A mouse for the kitty!  How appropriate!  Still creeps me out a little, but I can see how it would be great if you need to be discreet.
  • Essin' Em
    Amusing review and toy.  Just remember that it CANNOT be sterilized (and you did point out the cleaning issues), so if you share, bag it up in latex or polyeurethane.
  • Nashville
    How fricken cute is that little mouse!
  • aliceunrequited
    Thanks for the warning about the eyes!
  • VioletMoonstone
    Nice review!
  • Britt&Daniel
    thanks for the review
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • gingernicole
    Thanks for the review!!
  • TheSlyFox
    Great review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    Good review
  • Ash1141
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  • mrs poop.
    pleasently surpised at this review, thansk!
  • spiced
    Thanks for a fun review! I love a good, cheap toy.
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