Mini mini mouse - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Allison.Wilder

Mini mini mouse by Doc Johnson is a bullet vibrator shaped like, you guessed it, a mini mouse!

It's intended to be used as a clitoral stimulator although it can be used as a teaser toy to stimulate other areas such as the nipples, neck, chest or inner thighs. With its sharp, beady eyes and nose, it is definitely a toy for external use only.

This toy can be used solo or control can be handed over to a partner.

Mini mini mouse is two pieces, the remote and the mouse, attached by a cord.

The remote itself is smooth, hard, blue plastic that's an 8 out of 10 on Eden's Material Safety Guide-Plastic. It's easy to hold with no noted scent or taste.

The mouse is a soft, somewhat squishy, light blue rubber that's a 3 out of 10 on Eden's Material Safety Guide-Rubber. Rubber is extremely long-lasting and has excellent wear-resistance, but it is porous so cleaning won't be a breeze.

The nose, eyes and ears of the mouse are pointy and a bit sharp. Unlike most rubber toys, this little mouse has no scent or taste to speak of.

This toy could be used by beginners or more advanced users so long as it's positioned correctly otherwise you're bound to feel a little unwanted poke from the mouse.

This toy is a simple bullet vibrator shaped like a mini mouse. Turn the dial on the remote and the mouse begins to vibrate. It's whimsical and amusing.

It's small enough to fit the mouse and the remote in a pocket or purse for travel and nobody would notice that it's there. The mouse itself is discreet, but because it's attached to a cord that's attached to a remote, anyone with any knowledge of sex toys could figure out what this little mouse really is.

It's a little small for my personal taste, but it is advertised as a mini mini mouse, so I got exactly what it said it was. This is a great toy for anyone that enjoys bullet vibrators, regardless of experience level.

The mini mini mouse is controlled by the attached remote by turning a dial to the left to speed it up or turning the dial right to slow it down. A red light comes on when the dial is turned to on and it goes off when it's turned off completely. There are no patterns or fluctuations in the vibrations, just faster and slower.

The remote is small and very easy to hold in one hand, even when playing solo. The dial is easy to turn without having to see it and can be very easy to use in the dark. The dial is very touchy and if just lightly bumped it will speed up or slow down the vibration.

If you have roommates, they'll be able to hear what you're up to through closed doors and under the covers so if you're choosing to play with the mini mini mouse, put on some music to muffle it. It's a very noisy, buzzy toy and even on it's lowest speed, I'd still give it 5 Bees.

This toy is not a battery guzzler and it is not waterproof.

To clean the mini mini mouse, wipe it clean after use with an anti-bacterial wipe or warm, wet washcloth. Let it dry on any clean surface or towel and store it in a cool, dry place. I keep mine stored in it's original packaging to keep it from touching and possibly picking up colors from other toys.

Rubber is compatible with silicone and water-based lubricants only, so steer clear of oil-based lubricants with this mouse.

The mini mini mouse comes in a clear, plastic package with a cardboard insert. There are no care or usage instructions noted and no website to consult for warranty information.





The packaging is good for storing the toy in a toy bin or dresser drawer, but isn't practical for out in the open storage. It's also not practical for gift-giving purposes.

While the packaging is minimal, it is just cardboard and plastic, both of which are recyclable so it's better for the environment.

I was so excited the day I got this toy. It's absolutely adorable, but that's where the magic ended for me. The eyes and nose kept getting jabbed into all the wrong places and sticking me causing me to lose focus. It's a great idea for a toy, but it's just not practical for daily use.