La Metropole by Extase - review by BrokeNHorny

Unmistakably, this is a very stylish vibrator. It looks very nice, has a nice feel to it, and comes in a nice box with a nice case. Unfortunately, it just can’t compare with other, better vibrators. Whoever designed this did a spectacular job on the presentation, but sadly could not achieve good performance. The price is not too bad, but definitely not low enough to warrant this poor quality.

The vibrator functions on a single button system. Press the button to switch functions, low, medium, high, and two pulse speeds. Hold the button to turn it on or off. The hold time is very long, for both turning it on and off. At first, I thought that there was something wrong, because it seemed to not turn on, but was just taking its time. Also, when turning it off, it will still move to the next function before turning off. It runs off of a single AA battery, which is nice because it is common, but bad because it won’t last very long. The button has a light as well, which also acts as a battery meter.

The vibrations are very loud, and not very intense. The motor feels shaky and cheap, and it’s not always consistent. Bottom line, this is a vibrator that can only be used for external stimulation. It does clitoral stimulation decently, but it’s a wash internally. We tried to use this for some g-spot stimulation, but it did nothing for my girlfriend. The smooth finish is nice, and it is water resistant, but it also gets very slippery. I imagine that it would be impossible to hold with any lubrication.

Overall, we really can’t recommend this product. It’s too loud, and not powerful enough. Its performance is spotty and its uses are limited. All of the effort seems to have been placed on the packaging and making it look pretty. It just did nothing for us that most of our other, and cheaper, vibrators couldn’t do better. I’m all for a better looking vibrator, but it also has to be good.