La Metropole by Extase - review by BrokeNHorny

La Metropole

Classic G-spot vibrator by Extase

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More style than substance

This is a great looking vibrator that simply fails to compete in terms of performance. It is shaky, loud, and underpowered. It is useless for g-spot stimulation, and very average otherwise.
It looks really nice, and comes with a nice case
It is loud and not very powerful
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Unmistakably, this is a very stylish vibrator. It looks very nice, has a nice feel to it, and comes in a nice box with a nice case. Unfortunately, it just can’t compare with other, better vibrators. Whoever designed this did a spectacular job on the presentation, but sadly could not achieve good performance. The price is not too bad, but definitely not low enough to warrant this poor quality.

The vibrator functions on a single button system. Press the button to switch functions, low, medium, high, and two pulse speeds. Hold the button to turn it on or off. The hold time is very long, for both turning it on and off. At first, I thought that there was something wrong, because it seemed to not turn on, but was just taking its time. Also, when turning it off, it will still move to the next function before turning off. It runs off of a single AA battery, which is nice because it is common, but bad because it won’t last very long. The button has a light as well, which also acts as a battery meter.

The vibrations are very loud, and not very intense. The motor feels shaky and cheap, and it’s not always consistent. Bottom line, this is a vibrator that can only be used for external stimulation. It does clitoral stimulation decently, but it’s a wash internally. We tried to use this for some g-spot stimulation, but it did nothing for my girlfriend. The smooth finish is nice, and it is water resistant, but it also gets very slippery. I imagine that it would be impossible to hold with any lubrication.

Overall, we really can’t recommend this product. It’s too loud, and not powerful enough. Its performance is spotty and its uses are limited. All of the effort seems to have been placed on the packaging and making it look pretty. It just did nothing for us that most of our other, and cheaper, vibrators couldn’t do better. I’m all for a better looking vibrator, but it also has to be good.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Thanks for the review, I've been eyeballing the Extase products! Hopefully some of the other toys from them do a better job.
  • Dusk
    Thanks for the review! What is this actually made of? I'd love if you could talk a bit more about the material and how to clean it, etc.
  • Danielle1220
    Good review!
  • KnK
    Nice review. I'm a little disappointed to hear that this toy is crummy. I really wanted to try this out. :/
  • BBW Talks Toys
    I think this is their clitoral stimulator, so it's not designed for internal use, which is why it was a wash, probably. It's too bad that it's loud and shaky. I'm having poor luck replacing my Little Honey and I'm thinking I'm just going to have to repurchase it.
  • PassionQT
    Thanks for the review
  • lovr
  • Selective Sensualist
    Sorry this did not work out well for you. Thanks for the review!
  • ana123
    great review thanks!
  • indiglo
    Thanks for the honest review, sorry it didn't work well for you though!
  • Hotlink
    Thank you!
  • Sweet-Justice
    I agree with your review title :/
  • LavenderSkies
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Sabrina
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review
  • Peres2013
  • Dawnwill
    Good review
  • GingerSpice
    thank you
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