No sparkle to this experience

Given the realistic (albeit pink) look and shape of the Waterproof Jelly Glitter Penis, this is best used internally, specifically vaginally. As it has no base, I wouldn't advise it for use anally, and given the material, it would be dangerous to use in your mouth (and bizarre really). I found that while it did stimulate my clitoris, it didn't provide anything close to what I expect from a sex toy.

Upon first opening the packaging, I found there to be a layer of 'grease' on the vibrator and sitting in the packaging. It was pretty repulsive. There was also a slight odor. After thoroughly scrubbing the toy, it seemed somewhat less greasy and the smell had dissipated. Having used jelly toys in the past, I was disappointed at the texture. You can see the veins and distinctive head when you look at the toy, but when you use it, you can't feel anything besides the hard plastic interior with a thick layer of (what feels like) hardened jello on the outside. (My experience with jelly toys has always found them to be like sticky silicone). After seeing the grease, I wouldn't ever 'taste' that toy to give you an accurate description, nor would I advise it be done.

This is not a discreet toy, which is a problem for me. I have nosy roommates, and I would hate to see them (or worse, hear the screams) find this toy. It's an adorable pink color, which I love. But it is thoroughly phallic shaped. It has a distinctive head and veins with a rigid shaft.

Honestly, I wouldn't recommend this toy for any advanced or even intermediate users. But beginners should know that it's also quite large in diameter/circumference. If you like a large size but less vibration, this may be the toy for you. Being quite *ahem* narrow, I found it uncomfortable and tight when used internally.

I also found that because there was no curve whatsoever to the shaft, it just felt like my insides were being harvested by a jelly fish. My body curves upward, so it just didn't feel right.

It was also very odd that it was advertised as a glittery toy as there seemed to be little to no glitter in the jelly (perhaps it was in the battery compartment?).

The vibrations were distributed fairly evenly throughout the toy. The toy has a twist wheel at the bottom to adjust the level of vibration gradually and to your liking. Which can sometimes be great...except that when cranked all the way up, it felt like the lowest setting on some of my other toys. There were also 'surface' vibrations, in that they don't sink into you like some toys seem to be able to do. I found the lack of intensity a BUZZ kill (couldn't help myself).

Jelly is known for being porous. Without proper care, it can become damaged and cause health problems for you. Most people find the cleansing process annoying, but I clean my toys before and after each use, so it was routine for me. It is strongly recommended you only use water or silicone based lubes with jelly toys. It cannot be sterilized in boiling water, and simple warm water and mild soap or a toy cleanser will keep it fresh and clean. Dry it thoroughly before storing and keep it separate from the other toys (just wrapping in a washcloth should do).

And remember: NEVER share a jelly toy without using a condom. Your health depends on it.