Glitz but no glam!

The Waterproof Jelly Glitter Penis is a decent product for beginners. I would not recommend it to experienced users due the basic concept of this cute vibrator. Size wise, the vibrator is a little thick and should be accompanied by a condom due the the porous nature of jelly toys. All in all, don't let the cuteness of this toy deceive you. It can cause extreme pleasure if used in a way that satisfies the user of this toy.
♥ Good range of settings
♥ Good size
♥ Waterproof
-The battery cover comes off
-Toy has to be replaced every couple of months
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This Waterproof Jelly Glitter Penis can be definitely used as an everyday toy. It has became my go to toy for quick pleasure. This toy is for vaginal pleasure, and it cannot be used for anal play because it doesn't feature a flared base. The toy should be accompanied by a condom even if you don't intend to share the toy. I personally like to use this toy to stimulate my clitoris more then I do for penetration. Due to the thickness of the head and shaft, it is kind of hard to hit the g-spot.

The jelly penis would be a good toy to introduce to your relationship. Even though it cannot be used for anal play I am sure you can come up with some creative ways to use it. I would suggest using this vibrator in solo play so you can control the settings and get the best out of this toy. If placed on the highest settings this toy can become a nightmare by making you numb. I don't recommend turning this toy on high if, like me, you like to actually feel the sensations the toy give you and not go numb. After you have played with this toy and found the right setting for yourself you can defiantly incorporate this toy in intercourse.

Even though this is a vibrator it is definitely not made to massage other parts of your body. You could easily use this on a partner. I am sure his 'man jewels; would appreciate the oh-so-stimulating attention.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The waterproof jelly penis is made from, obviously, jelly! Jelly is a naturally porous material, which means your toy can harbor many nasty bacteria if not cared for properly. Many people are sensitive to jelly, so I would definitely advise you to try a much cheaper jelly product just to see how you react to the material.

Example: Cheap Jelly Toy

The title also says it is a 'glitter penis.' YES, you can see the glitter. It's not big flakes of glitter but almost sugar sized glitter. The glitter is just used to make the product more appealing, even though many people do not find pink and glittery toys to be appealing. The glitter is just there to make it easy on the eyes.

When you look closely at the vibrator you see that the shaft has ridges that mimic veins. This part of the toy is very deceiving since you can not feel the ridges. I was extremely disappointed when I realized I was not feeling the ridges even without a condom. If you are sensitive to ridges, don't be turned away from this product, because you can't feel these ones. The shaft is very smooth and easily inserted with lubricant or a condom.

The Waterproof Jelly Glitter Penis is not flexible in any way. The only part of this toy that is somewhat bendable is the head. The shaft is not flexible due to the mechanics of the vibrator, which can easily be seen through the pink, clear jelly.

The Waterproof Jelly Penis is phthalate free. It is stated on the front and back of the package. Even though the product is phthalate free, you should still use a condom with the toy. Jelly is only ranked a 2 on the safety scale.

If you don't know what phthalate, is you can learn about them here: Phthalate

Basically, they are toxins that you don't want to put into your body.
    • No odor
    • Porous
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I do not love the design of this product. It it very deceiving, like I mentioned before, because the ridges you see on the shaft are minimal to where they don't even play a part in the toy. They are only there for aesthetic reasons, just like the glitter. The shape is pretty realistic. I mean, it looks like a penis, it just doesn't have the texture or feeling of a real penis.

The size is great. I would not recommend this to people who need a lot of girth. The shaft is average size. Not too big, not too small, just average. Since the penis is not flexible, it is hard to reach your g-spot, but still possible. When you do hit your g-spot, it may be a little uncomfortable for you. The head of the penis is thick, so pinpointing stimulation to your clit or any other areas of your lady parts is almost impossible.

The measurements are as follows: 6.5" Long, 1.5" Wide, 4.5" Circumference, and it's 6' insertable. If you look very closely at the shaft, the top 3' are wider then the bottom half. Since the toy is only 6 inches long, it does make it harder to hold and thrust with the toy. If it were a little longer it would be more functionable.

Nothing about this vibrator is discreet. It's size and realistic shape totally give it away. The security people at the airport would totally know what you were packing.

    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls on this vibrator are located on the very bottom of the battery cap. All you do is turn the wheel to the setting that fits your needs. To turn it off, just bring the wheel back to the starting point. You can easily change the setting of toy when in full action. There are 5 settings to the toy. You can't always tell the difference between the settings, but they range from 2 bees to the 5th setting, which I have actually found to numb me, but it doesn't numb your fingers. The vibrations of all the settings are a buzzing vibration.

For the vibration noises check out my video!

I have also found that if you use settings 3-5 for more then 2 minutes, the battery cap actually comes undone. The battery cap is very easy to put on and take off, but since the cap has fallen off multiple times on me I refuse to use it in the shower. This is a disappointment to me since I loved the idea of it being waterproof.

The sound of this toy is loud. It is louder then I like. Definitely can't be used with someone in the other room. The sound actually seems to get louder when the toy is inside of you. This is extremely annoying.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

When caring for a jelly toy, you need to make sure that you clean it properly or you can get a bad infection since the jelly material is porous. Clean your toy with warm water and gentle soap. Using a heavy soap can damage your toy. The safest way to avoid bacteria is by using the toy with a condom and storing in a dry, cool area.

As of right now I store my toy in the package it came in. Even though it is pretty big, I keep it covered for my protection. Make it a habit to clean your toy before and after use. You cannot disinfect this toy to share or use in a different orifice due to the type of material, you will just completely destroy your new toy. I have also had no issues with lint or dust sticking to the product.

Being a jelly toy this vibrator should only be used with water and silicone lubricates.
Here a some water based lubricants
Here are some silicone lubricants

Water based lubricates usually run cheaper in price, but this toy is compatible with all lubes.
You do not need alot of lubricant with this product if your good and ready for penetration. To be honest with you I didn't use a lube the first time around and the penetration was smooth. If you are good and wet you really don't need lube but always keep it around in-case you dry up.

NEVER sterilize or boil this product.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


The packaging of this product displays the vibrator as the main feature, and has an image of a female in a sheer black bikini. The package also clearly states the product is waterproof and phthalate free. When you turn the package over it gives you the dimensions of the toy, which is 6.5". The package did include directions, which you really don't need since they toy is extremely basic. The instructions basically just told you how to insert the batteries. The package is not one I would wrap and give as a gift, but would be okay placed in a gift bag. I do use the package to keep my toy stored in. Even though the package is pretty big, I just prefer it in its original case.

    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I have learned to love my toy!


When I received my package I immediately cleaned and put the toy to use. The first time I used the toy the vibrations were seriously strong. Over the past couple of days I have learned what settings I need to use and when to use them. Now the vibrations are not as strong, and you totally get used to the noise and the power. The only thing I dislike about this toy is that the seal on the battery cap allows water to get into the compartment just during a simple cleaning. I refuse to take this thing into the shower.
Follow-up commentary
Today I went to go use my toy and was disappointed to see that it would not start. I unscrewed the base where the batteries are located noticed more rust had grown on metal. I took out the batteries then replaced them to find that my vibe now only had 1 speed and that was high. I mentioned in my review about the rust forming almost immediately after cleaning. Due to that reason, I never got to enjoy this toy in the shower. If you are going to buy this toy just know that you will not be able to bring it in the shower with you; this vibe is NOT waterproof. So, now, my vibe lays in the garbage.

**RIP: waterproof jelly glitter penis.**
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