Lucid dream petites no. 16 - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Morganna

Not Dreamy Enough for Me

There's nothing too impressive about this product. It really doesn't live up to the hype. The shape is the best thing about it.
Lacks intensity
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This was the first sex toy I ever bought. After time browsing the store’s selection, I noticed that I kept wandering back to this product repeatedly. The packaging was appealing and the swirls made me think of ‘I Dream of Jeannie’. Plus, the fact that it claimed to be ‘waterproof and virtually silent’ helped seal the deal. As far as looks, it’s very pretty. It comes in two translucent colors: pink and coral. I have the coral one which looks rather pink to me.

After getting it home, ripping open the box, and inserting the batteries, I was in for a surprise. It has a dial at the bottom to power it up, but I was having a difficult time getting it started. After I turned the wheel and nothing happened I went through two emotions: confused because I wasn’t sure I turned it on right and upset because I thought I got ripped off. I did the only thing a person in my frustrated situation could do – started smacking that thing as hard as I could. I wouldn’t advise it for every situation but in this case, it worked. Of course, then there was the let down that this little guy just wasn’t all that powerful.

Excited to try out my new ‘friend’ in a steamy watery escapade, I bee-lined it for the bathroom. As I said before, this was my first toy so I wasn’t sure on all the lingo. I figured ‘water-proof’ went for it being alright to use in the bath. I was wrong. The toy has a plastic O-ring under the cap that should prevent water from leaking in but you can see there in water inside the chamber. I’m not sure if it’s the fault of the product or my own for taking it in the bath. After that, it never was the same.

Thankfully, all was not lost. Even though it doesn't vibrate anymore, it turns out to make a fantastic dildo. It felt awkward to me at first because of all the curves but that was just the initial feeling. The rounded tip is great for clitoral teasing and stimulation and the curves on the shaft feel nice. You can use it by yourself when you’re feeling lonely or you can incorporate it during foreplay if you want to turn up the heat.

It’s smooth but it smells and tastes rubbery. It’s a jelly product so to clean it, just use a simple toy cleaner and warm water. It is also a playground for germs so even if you do clean it, make sure you use a condom if you are going to share this item. Kinkiness in hospitals only happens in porn and if you have an infection, you aren’t going to feel up to getting all freakified anyway.

Overall, I can’t say that I would recommend this product. Twenty-five dollars for something that does not do the job it claims to do is too much. It never worked quite right and that’s an awful lot of money to spend on something that won’t even give you the same feeling as sitting on a washing machine.
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My Lucid dream petites no. 16 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Darling Jen
    Kinkiness in hospitals only happens in the pornos? Damn. *snaps* Amazing, job, young padawan!
  • Illusional
    Nice review! It is a pretty little thing.
  • BadassFatass
    Nice review!
  • Morganna
    Thanks, you guys.
  • salaciousrex
    Great review, thanks
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review :3
  • spineyogurt
    Thanks for the review!
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