Lucid dream petites no. 16 - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Flightless Bird

So Hard to Work With

Do not buy this vibrator. It is uncomfortable and hard to work with and take care of. The battery runs low after just a few hours and the vibrations are pretty bad.
Poor design
Low battery life
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Lucid Dreams Petite is meant to provide vibration stimulation. I did not experience much of this because it is so hard to get just the tip into your pussy. It is not easy to hold on to and the vibrations are not that powerful. It is almost painful trying to get the tip all the way in. I needed a lot of lube, which of course made a huge mess.
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

I have never been satisfied with jelly made toys and the Lucid Dreams Petite is no exception to that. The material feels sticky even when it is not all lubed up. It also tastes terrible, like putting rubber in your mouth. Ick!
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Lucid Dreams Petite is not so petite. This toy was poorly designed. The tip of it is rounded, which feels alright at the start. But once you get over that hump, the next layer has a rigid step up which immediately feels too tight and uncomfortable. The tip does not need a huge base to support it. There are not too many places on this toy where you get a smooth and rounded texture. It is a terrible design for pleasurable insertion.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibrator does not perform well in the least. The vibrations feel alright on the clitoris but it is nothing to rave about. If you do manage to get it all the way in to the point of being able to move it back and forth, the vibrations will not do very much for you. This toy also wastes its battery life. It is not powerful to begin with, so why does it use up so much battery in such a short period of time? This baffles me.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Caring for the Lucid Dreams Petite is somewhat difficult. It is made of a porous material so it gets sticky quickly and makes a mess. I have tried washing it with warm water and soap which seems to do the trick. It has to be done a couple of times though. Also, let it air dry. If you try to pat it down with a towel you will get fuzz sticking all over it.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
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  • Boobs and Lubes
    thanks, try and include some details on the toy.
  • LaLaLouise
    I'm sorry it was such a disappointment, I always hate reading negative reviews. They can be very helpful when trying to decide whether or not to get something, but I hate it when my fellow Edenites have a bad experience with a toy. Otherwise, good review, but I do agree with Dr and Mrs. Some detail on lube compatability, specific dimensions, etc is always good to include, even when you're not recommending it.
  • GirlyGirlRed
  • klyte
    Great review!
  • Retro.old
    oh, i am sorry it was such a bad experience!
  • petname
    That's terrible. I wondered what this toy would be like to experience with that kind of shape, and know I know that it might not be for people who aren't into size at all. Thanks for the warning.
  • lustylusty
    sorry it was bad for you. but thanks
  • spineyogurt
    Thanks for the review!
  • Gettinmymojoback
    great review
  • anobscureallure
    Great review. Thanks!
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