by Charm Wear

Not to pastie

These are the worst things I've used for any of my ventures. Hated them and they are second rate adhesives. Never have I been so embarrassed as they caused puss filled bumps to develop under them.
Not much
Size, color, and adhesives are horrible
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The F*** Me X-Pasties are made by Charmwear.

The color didn't throw my skirt up but it was affordable for my first pair of pasties. Never again will I buy this brand as it reminded me of the first aid tape. If I wanted first aid tape I would buy first aid tape. They kept falling off so I contacted the manufacturer which was of no help. They didn't make any motion to send me a new pair and get these back to test the adhesives. These mind you are buying a one time use pair and I put them on a week ago. I still have marks from where the adhesive caused a skin reaction.

As for cleaning make sure you clean the site well like with antibacterial soap before application. I got a nasty site infection from it which thru think caused my skin to flair up. I've never reacted to any adhesives before so this is a first for me.. when they fell off which mind you is like 10 mins after application. I tried powders to dry my skin and avoid all lotions. I didn't sweat or anything so that wasn't the issue. I got blisters from the adhesives around my nipple area and it's painful. Would not want this for my worst enemy as I am having to go bra less even to work which is embarrassing. Just be forewarned that these do all carry that risk won't be using again, and the makers are of no help or sympathy.

I bought these to excite the husband. I am usually not sensitive to adhesives and these broke me out. They also didn't stick well. I'm a 46DDD and these didn't cover my nipples at all. The F**** Me x-pasties just didn't measure up to any of my expectations at all. If you want it to stick you need adhesive binders like IV Prep or skin tac.
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  • Contributor: sXeVegan90
    Oh my, sorry to hear about your terrible experience with these! I hope you get well soon. Fortunately my partner and I did not encounter this issue with our pair, but knowing this, we may not purchase any in the future.
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