This week, Eden Fantasys sent me the Silent Vibrations Deep Massager by Doc Johnson. This is a thick, plastic massager that curves at the top to hit your G-Spot. It also has "petal" lips on either side to add to the texture and sensation of the massager. At the very bottom of the massager are the controls, which is a roller and the vibrations go from very subtle to very strong.

I've had this little toy for about a week now and I've tried it out a few times. I'll be honest and tell you it's not my favorite toy in my ever growing toy chest. However, it's not bad either. There are a few things that it has going for it that I like. The top of it curving makes it really easy to hit all of my g-spots. It's pretty quiet even when on full blast. And the controls are great to hit exactly the right speed for you.

The negatives though are a little more than the positives. The whole thing is a very hard plastic, which means there's no give to the shape and that can be a little uncomfortable at times, especially as big as the girth of this thing is. It's much bigger around than what I was expecting, which I actually liked, but because it's so hard, it's not necessarily the most pleasing feeling. The controls are good, but "max" isn't as "max" as I would like it to be.

Overall I'd have to give this massager 3 stars. That g-spot curve really does give it the extra points. Because I have had kids, I've got a couple of spots that aren't in the usual place because of scar tissue. This toy can hit those spots right on. I just have to turn it a little and there ya go. But for the most part, it's not going to be the first toy I turn to for real pleasure.

Funny little experience with this little toy. I have a drawer in my bed right next to where I sleep. This is where I keep all my toys. One night, after we were both sound asleep, we were awoke by this horrible noise. Something was clattering around! Scared me awake! I thought something was wrong with my CPAP machine and kept trying to turn it off but the noise would go away for a second and then come back on again. Suddenly I realized it was coming from my "special" drawer and it was this thing. Something had accidentally rubbed against the control dial and turned it on slightly. I took out the batteries just to make sure it wouldn't come on again in the middle of the night. Scared me half to death until I realized what it was, then we both laughed!