Posh petite teaser 1 - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Xarien

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Petite size, big effect.

Everything about this toy pleased me a great deal. Its small size is deceiving for the amount of power packed behind it. A fantastic toy that I would recommend to anyone looking for a smaller toy to spend some alone time with.
Small Size, powerful, waterproof
Awkwardly placed power button
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I'll be honest, when I first opened up the box for this toy I was a little concerned about the size of it. That attitude started to change a little though as soon as I popped a battery in and felt the power that this little thing had.

The shape and vibrations mean that it's a fantastic toy for clit or G-spot stimulation and its small size means that it's very easy to hold and manipulate while using it, but my true love for this toy is undoubtedly anal play. The smooth, rubbery texture makes applying lube a breeze and the fact that it is a "petite" toy makes insertion an absolute pleasure, needing almost no effort to insert the full 5". Once inserted, there's a button on the very bottom of the toy that turns it on and is used to cycle through the various settings ranging from high/medium/low constant vibrations to pulses that will tease you and make you squirm in pleasure.

Whether using it for vaginal or anal play, thrusting is no problem and the curved head makes for great G-spot stimulation for the ladies and wonderful P-spot stimulation for the guys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of food grade material with a safety rating of 10. It also has the added bonus of being hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous and phthalate free. There is absolutely no smell or taste to it so those with a sensitive sense of smell to toys can rejoice!

The texture is mostly smooth but the main body does have a veined/ridged design that certainly adds a little bit of stimulation for whatever part of your body that you decide to use this toy on. While they are defined enough to feel, they are not over-powering in the slightest and should be fine for even complete beginners to enjoy.

Design / Shape / Size

The curved head of the Petite Posh is my favorite part about this toy. It's curved just enough to add that little bit of extra stimulation while inside of you but not so much that it makes inserting it uncomfortable. The size, as the name suggests, is quite small. The insertable portion is 5" with a circumference of 4" and a diameter of 1 1/4", so if you're looking for a toy to give you a "full" feeling this is absolutely not the toy for you. But if you are a beginner or simply don't like big toys, you'll be more than pleased with the size.

My one complaint about the design is the location of the button used to turn it on. The button is located on the very bottom of the toy which means it is easily accessible while it's in use, but it also means that it's very easy to accidentally hit it while in the middle of your fun time. Having one button control all of its functions means that if you do accidentally hit it, you'll have to tap the same button 9 times to get back to where you were. It becomes less of a problem the more you get used to using it, though.

The size and relative low noise means that this can easily fit into any purse or bag (or even pocket) that you may be traveling with though as with any toy that vibrates, I suggest removing the battery before taking it anywhere.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy functioned exactly as I expected without any problems what-so-ever and in some cases performed better than expected. The vibrations are certainly the highlight of the toy, being more powerful than I expected as well as being more "buzzy" as opposed to "rumbly." When turned on, the vibrations can be felt throughout the entire toy but are slightly more powerful near the top/head of it.

It's fairly quiet so if you're concerned about someone hearing you a closed door or a thick cover on top of you should be all you need to cancel out the noise. Another wonderful thing about this toy is that it's completely waterproof. In fact, my first use of it came in the bath tub where I used it submerged under water for about 15 minutes without any ill effects and will continue to confidently do so.

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is as simple as everything else for this toy. Simply wash it with soap and warm water. And remember, it's waterproof so don't be afraid to get it wet! Storing it is easy as well. It's small size makes it fit just about anywhere you can think of to place it. I've found that, unlike a lot of other toys I've used with similar material, it doesn't really attract things like lint or other grungy particles so place in your sock drawer with your mind at ease.


The Petite Posh come packed in a mostly plain box with a picture of the toy on the front as well as some minute instructions on the back. Inside, the toy is wrapped in sealed plastic and also comes with an instructional booklet outlining the different vibrating functions.

The box itself is a good size larger than the toy and because of this I wouldn't recommend using it for storage.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Freyja9
    Thanks for the review! Glad you liked it so much. Just a side note, this toy is not safe for anal since it has no flared base.
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