Posh petite teaser 1 - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by winterseve

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teaser indeed

This cute little vibe provides mild to moderate stimulation in a silicone, waterproof body. The pronounced head is fun to pop in and out of my vagina, but does not bring me any g-spot stimulation. It's light up buttons and different functions will please people who like buzz vibes for sure.
easy to travel with, 1 AAA battery, waterproof
not strong enough, too petite for my g-spot
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This nifty little vibe is best used for warming up and for those who best enjoy low intensity buzzy vibrations. You can stimulate the vagina or use it to tease other parts of your body. There is no flared base so please do not attempt this for anal stimulation. It is quite short.
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This toy has a hard inner plastic shell, but is covered externally by a nice layer of silicone, giving it a safety scale rating of 10. The silicone does create a big of drag, so it's best to use some lube for using this toy internally. There is no discernible smell or taste to the toy. The small swirls are only able to be felt by your fingers. The silicone body is slightly squishy, but will not bend. The head of the toy will bend with decent pressure applied to it.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of the toy is not as dramatic during use as it is to the eye. There are small waves on the outside with a decent head for insertion. That pronounced head is the only part of the shape that I like. That head gives a nice pop upon insertion. The widest part of the head measures 4.5" around. The waves/bumps on the body of the vibe were not noticeable to my vagina during use. I'd hoped that this toy would provide a bit of texture for my vagina, but oh well. The posh petite is definitely petite. I can play with this toy for fun, but not if I want to have an orgasm. It's not intense enough for me to be aroused enough to cum. If you have a shallow g-spot you should be able to use this vibe to stimulate it either by thrusting or with the vibrations. The length of this cutie is 6", but only 4.5" is insertable. If your g-spot responds to buzzy vibes (unlike the rumbley vibes that mine needs), then this toy is for you! I think I may try one of the other posh teasers for playing, but not in a petite size. The girth of the toy is mild. It measures only 4.25" around at the thickest part of the two bumps on the shaft and 3.75" around in between the bumps. The plus to this toy is that it is easy to travel with, in fact it even fits in my small purse.

Functions / Performance / Controls

One amazing feature of this toy is that it's waterproof. I played with it in the shower and also washed it while it was on and I found no water inside! I just recommend closing the battery screw lid tightly. This is a nicely quiet toy compared to most I own. I'd say that this toy isn't too loud to use in a college dorm setting. I wouldn't use it in the same room with someone unless a movie were consistently loud, but if a person is on the other side of a closed door they will not hear it vibrating.

This little teaser operates on 1 AAA battery. While I'm surprised by the vibes put out on one battery, they are not strong enough to get me to orgasm. There are 10 functions that you access by pressing its singular button on the end of the toy. What's great is that the button lights up! It also shows you the pattern your are on in the light, as in, the light moves with the vibrations pattern. There is a pretty white circle of light on the end of the toy to let you know it's on (in addition to the vibrations of course). To turn the toy off you hold the button down for 3 seconds. When you turn the toy back on, it starts with the setting that comes after the one you turned it off on.

While I am not a huge patterned vibration fan, there are a few I liked to try. The first setting is the one I spent the most time playing with, though. The first vibration is the strongest, and is steady; I'd give it a 3/5. The second and third are decreased steady vibrations (2/5 and 1/5 respectively). The fourth press of the button brings you to the first pattern of quick paced, escalating pulses from 1 to 3. The fifth setting is a very low quick pulsing of a 1/5. The sixth is a 2/5 pulsing with the pulses being a little bit longer than the short pulses of setting 5. The seventh function is fast short pulses of a 2/5 strength. Setting eight is similar to setting five, but it is a little longer in pulse length. Setting nine is long pulses of consistent strength on a 2.5/5. Setting ten, is again, very low pulses. I can't distinguish setting five from setting five.

Care and Maintenance

Since it is silicone it can be sterilized using a bleach solution. I prefer good old soap and hot water. Since it is waterproof I can scrub the whole toy from handle to tip, cleaning off any stray lube. It does collect it's fair share of lint (nothing like the Vamp collects, but a pesky amount none the less). I always use an Eden wipe to clean it off before I use it when running water is not convenient. To prevent lint I keep it in the box it came in.
    • Easy to clean


This toy came in a simple box with a picture on the front and boastful exclamations on the box as well. I would not leave this out if I were you. There is nothing discreet about it. The simple box is nice for storage in my opinion as it stacks nicely with my other boxes and prevents lint from sticking to the toy.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet


I tried and tried to orgasm with this toy, but it was not made for me. I did have a good time playing and teasing, but when I was ready to get down to business it was quickly discarded. The best time I had with the toy was consistently popping the head in and out while on its strongest steady vibration. Since it couldn't reach my g-spot I am left to wonder if the full size versions would stimulate it well enough.
Follow-up commentary
I used this toy a few more times, but got frustrated and ended up tossing it in the trash. It just wasnt meant for me and was not worth trading or selling after sterilizing.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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