Pleasure kiss 8-function sweetheart vibe - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by TeaganChase

Pulsing In Pink

Whether you can get off to a pulsing-only toy or not shouldn't be the only factor in your decision to purchase this toy. It does have many other uses that it absolutely does with flying colors. If you're looking for a toy with a steady vibration option though, please keep looking. However, if you're game to be creative and play around a bit alone or with your partner, this toy certainly comes in handy. The brush/nubs, the strength, and the variety of pulses are all huge pluses.
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Pros:
Strong, Shower friendly, Memory chip, Variety of pulses
Cons:
Pulsations only, Attracts lint, Not bathtub friendly
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Pleasure Kiss is surely a toy meant to tease. While meant specifically for G spot usage, that's not the only thing it can do. Give it a try on any sensitive spots. It's perfect for a little massage anywhere you can think to try one.

This is a purely pulse only toy. There's no steady vibrate setting. So be ready for constant starts, stops, and pauses during your playtime. If you need steady vibration you'll find yourself grabbing for another toy. Even with that said the Pleasure Kiss does an amazing job of revving up the excitement just the same. It's perfect for foreplay games and teasing. Even alone for some shower fun as it is splash proof.

The insertable length is short so it's more meant for a shallow G spot. It's also porous so you must use protection while sharing it or using anally. The noise isn't so bad where you can hear it through a whole house but certainly you can if you're in the room with one.
Even my guy was having a great time with me testing this goodie out on him. A little tingle for him here and there while giving him a blow job drove him through the roof. It did the same for me during sex doggy style while placed on my clit. While I did need to switch toys when it came time to cum, it always quickly got me in the mood and ready to blow easily.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Shower
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Memory chip
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Pleasure Kiss is made from TPR and ABS plastic. The insertable part of this toy and the click controls are all TPR. If you're not familiar with it, as I wasn't, let me assure you that it's unlike the pictures which make it look like a stiff plastic it's actually soft, flexible, and slightly bendable, including the little brush/nubs. It feels almost like a silicone material. It does, however, attract hair and fuzzies like no tomorrow.

The base where the batteries are stored is made from ABS plastic. It's hard and sturdy enough to withstand some falls and tumbles. I tested it with a toss down the stairs, as well as a few throws into a wall. None of which seemed to effect how the toy worked. Just a few scratches here and there on the base.

Out of the package it did have a slight smell to it that was easily washed away with some mild soap and water. It also seemed to have no taste really which was a pleasant surprise.
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

Be forewarned that the insertable length is only 4.5 inches total. For me this was fine as my G spot is slightly shallow. However, if yours is deeper this toy may not be able to fully reach you.

The brush/nubs on the end of the bulb are nicely flexible and feel amazing on any erogenous zone you may have. I can even feel them massaging me from the inside while inserted. The shaft has some give and is slightly flexible. But not so much so where you'll find yourself struggling for the right amount of G-spot pressure. The longer ridges on the shaft didn't really serve any purpose to me as I could not feel them. They are just slightly raised off the shaft but not enough to get any real use out of. It is strong enough so the entire shaft does vibrate at least, not just the tip.

Be careful how you try to open the toy to put in the batteries. Its not threaded. Just turn the base a half turn till you feel slight resistance and pull open.

The click controls are not flush with the base so there is a risk of accidentally hitting the buttons when you're not meaning to. It could be during actual play and usage, or it could turn itself on at an inopportune time from just a bump or hit.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are two click controls in the base. One for on/off and one to change the pulses. But boy is click the right word. They make a very noticeable clicking sound each time you change the settings. While fine by myself, I missed some of the mystery in partner play as sometimes I don't like to know what's coming.

Poorly done, this is a pulsation-only toy. There is no setting for a constant vibration. This was a huge let down when it came time to actually orgasm. As a few times the pulses didn't fully match my groove which made it hard at times to fully get there. Plus while actually cumming just a nice strong vibration would have felt better than the starts and stops.

It claims to be waterproof but I would describe it as more splash proof. A few seconds dunk in my tub resulted in water getting inside where the batteries are stored. However, during a short shower it seemed absolutely fine. It does have a loop at the end where you could use a suction cup to store in your bathroom but I would recommend putting it out of the direct water zone always.

It's not hugely loud but isn't quiet enough at all to be called discreet. Shower water would certainly drown out the noise just fine. While inserted it is certainly quieter and barely noticed, however you would need to be under covers as well to try to cover the noise if you plan to click the buttons.

For just 2 AA batteries it is surprisingly strong. I didn't expect it at all. I needed some warm up before it being set directly on my clit as it was too much at first.

A nice bonus is the addition of a memory chip. There are different pulse settings and the chip will remember exactly where you left off (barring you keep the batteries in it). It comes in handy if you do have a favorite.

There is a wide variety of different pulses. Eight to choose from in all. They all vary from short bursts to long buzzes and mixes of the two.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

TPR is actually more porous than silicone. So when sharing or using anally please be sure to use condoms. It can not be disinfected or sanitized. Toy cleaner or soap and water will work just fine for basic cleaning though.

Storing is best if you keep the original packaging. It fits securely inside enough and there's no risk of it accidentally turning itself on from moving. If you choose to use a fabric bag for storage I recommend putting the toy in a ziploc bag first to prevent every bit of lint from sticking to it.

It works best with silicone or water based lubes. I suggest you get a non-sticky one as possible to combat the toy's natural tendency to want to attract lint and hair to it.

Packaging

I simply loved the packaging of this product. I did not have to cut into the plastic like there was some government agency secret inside of it. It very simply popped open with a good pull. Also it's great for storage afterward. There was a mini instruction manual explaining how to put in batteries, but it does not state that to open the battery compartment you have to be careful as its not threaded. Just a half turn twist and pull open. Also it's not discreet at all. It's very obvious what it is from the package.
    • Good for storage

Experience

Me and my boyfriend have decided to keep this toy in our rotation, but for foreplay only. It does a nice job stimulating nipples and other sensitive areas. The build up it provides is amazing. However when it's time to orgasm, it falls short for us. If you like, and can achieve, cumming from pulsing alone then you may love that aspect of this toy.

It's great for a bit teasing even. The boyfriend added a blindfold into the mix with this toy one night. Not knowing where the little nubbed vibrations were gonna surprise me next was very exciting.
Very disappointed it's not tub friendly, though shower friendly is nice still. Plus, no fuzzies or cat hair to be found on it afterwards was a big sigh of relief.

It's definitely long enough to hit my G-spot and get me going. He even enjoyed it being ran along his shaft and head. During sex however, I always found myself taking it off my clit after a bit when I was ready to cum in favor of another toy or grinding on him instead. It just couldn't get me there.
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  • LuckyShamrok
    Thank so much for the review. The pulse only part of this toy would drive me crazy.
  • Xavier7
    Darn, it attracts lint. And I thought it looked pretty neat.
  • Darling Jen
    The fact that it only pulses, is porous, not waterproof, and makes loud clicks all turn me off this toy. Total bummer. But congrats on your first review!
  • TeaganChase
    Xavier it actually is very pretty neat looking isn't it? It also does feel very soft and smooth. But from my personal experience it attracts things almost like static. I've had to be very careful storing so my cats fur doesn't get attracted to it.
  • TeaganChase
    Thanks Jen! And thanks for the help! It does have uses, just I don't believe they're for what they intend it to be used for sadly. Had it been marketed for foreplay it would have been almost spot on for that purpose.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden and thanks for the review!
  • sbon
    Great first review!
  • tigerkate
    Really great review, very in depth! Thanks
  • TeaganChase
    Thank you everyone
  • EvaChangeN
    Static Cling Cat hair SUCKS! but great review
  • TeaganChase
    Ha Having 10 cats in the house doesn't help one bit either.
  • lezergirl
    great review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • big b
    thanks
  • Jon S
    ty
  • GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Sweet-Justice
    Good review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    good review
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Sorry this didn't quite have what it takes. Great review though
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