Wireless clit climaxer - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by Stephanie Marie

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Purple Stickiness is Super Annoying!

This is a fairly OK toy. I mean, I really don't see the point of it being labeled as a clit pump though. Now, the suction cup of it is a fail. However, it does give off fairly good vibes. I wouldn't recommend this if you do not like sticky and smelly toys though. That's for sure!
Comes with six watch batteries, Quiet
Sticky, Smelly
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Wireless Clit Climaxer is my first toy listed under "clitoral pump". Now, from what I understand of a clitoral pump, this one just does not work. I mean, the suction cup of it is a waste. I would consider this toy a low clit teaser.

This toy is made of jelly. It reeks and is very sticky. I washed it five times with warm water and antibacterial soap, and it was still super sticky! At first, it was a bit difficult to get out of the plastic bag it came in because of the stickiness! I did notice quite an odor to it as well. It was not very pleasant at all. It rates a two on the safety scale.
Its measurements are as followed:
Length: 4"
Width: 1 3/4"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Weight: 0.2 lb

The toy comes it a plastic bag with the bullet and six watch batteries in a seperate bag inside of that bag. The bag comes in a regular box. There is no mistaking what it is. There is a completely naked woman who is using the toy on the front of the box. It says, "Powerful Discreet Stimulation with Natural Contoured Suction Cup". I disagree with it. I mean, it's not very powerful. It's low level, I would say. I guess you can call it discreet. Really, it's not a suction cup because suction cup would mean it suctions which this thing does not. On the back is another picture of the naked woman. It also mentions it comes with six free watch batteries! It comes with instructions on how to insert batteries into several different toys.

This is a simple one-speed toy. I said it has moderate vibes because it does. Inside the "suction cup", there are three little ticklers. They do tickle - that's for sure! The bullet is a cheap little plastic vibe which is not waterproof. I wouldn't suggest using this in the shower or bath. This is pretty quiet actually which is one of the pluses of the toy. This is a battery guzzler as well I noticed. I got maybe 2-3 uses out of it before the batteries wore out. If you do like the toy, you will need more batteries. I also found that trying to take the bullet out of the sleeve is a bit difficult and starts to rip the jelly apart which is a minus.

Jelly is very porous and CAN NOT be sterilized! If sharing, be careful; use a condom although I would just say don't share. Cleaning is pretty simple (as I said before). Mild antibacterial soap and warm water is what I used, and it works perfectly fine. You can also use toy cleaner. Use with water-based lubes or silicone-based lubes for best results though no lube is really needed. For storage, you can keep it in the original packaging though I was warned to keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat. I wouldn't suggest storing it with other toys though.

Some clitoral pumps can help stimulate breasts from my understanding, but this one really doesn't. This is a clitoral pump, so DO NOT insert it inside of yourself!!
This is more like a low level clit teaser although I have a pretty sensitive clit and this didn't really even do much for me. I was disappointed that this was my first "clitoral pump", and it didn't work. Hopefully, there is another one out there that I can try out sometime.

I really do not suggest this for others to get. Each time I used it, it left my hands very sticky and smelly. I hated that! I mean, is that really necessary? I mean, you can try it out for yourself. It might work fine for you.
Follow-up commentary
As I said before this product is useless. It is not a clit pump at all really. The stickiness it still there and so is the odor. Jelly is not one of my favorite things either. I really do not suggest this product to anyone.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Wireless clit climaxer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Can not be sterilized
    • Porous
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  • Adam02viper
    Thanks for the review
  • The Curious Couple
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • wetone123
    Thanks for the awesome review! I've been wondering about this toy. Thank you for the warning!
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • sexyintexas
    Thanks, glad I didnt get it!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • tffnyandrs
    I like that you include a safety rating! Thats wise when shopping for toys1
  • Eucaly
    Sticky, doesn't pump, and a battery hog.
  • KateG
    Thanks, won't be getting this toy now!
  • melissa1973
    Great review, it's kind of scary looking.
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  • married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
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