Wireless clit climaxer - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by Oggins

Sometimes it is the simple things that can bring you more joy than expected and this little clit stimulator is no exception. It is just that... simple. There is a simple, one speed, plastic bullet vibe that some might consider to be on the cheap side but, it is one of the more powerful mini bullets that I've ever used. As a matter of fact, when we put 3 watch batteries inside and turned it on, it was spinning circles in my partners hand. Thankfully it comes with 6 watch batteries so you won't have to run out and purchase any extras very soon. The batteries last for an acceptable amount of time as well. I would say it runs strong for 3-4 uses then starts to kind of taper off so, you will have to get those extra batteries if you want it to continue to run strong!

The bullet is designed to fit inside of the included simple jelly sleeve. Since it is jelly, it is a porous material that cannot be properly sterilized so, do not share this toy unless you cover it with a condom which may prove to be a bit difficult! This jelly is not phthalate free so you should also cover it with a condom if you want to protect yourself from them. This toy does emit that ever familiar jelly smell too. Jelly can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner. We found washing it off with antibacterial soap and water to be easier than trying to clean it with toy cleaner due to it's shape. This toy is not waterproof so make sure to remove the bullet (which can be difficult) before washing off the sleeve! Water and silicone based lubes can be used safely with jelly. Make sure to store it out of direct sunlight in a cool dark place where it will not be touching other toys to prolong it's life.

The jelly sleeve has a unique shape to it and the idea here is that the shape of it will cause it to suction to your clit like a suction cup while the three protruding ticklers down the middle stimulate you. When the bullet was pushed into the sleeve and switched on via the twist dial base, I was a bit dismayed at how much of the vibration was absorbed by the sleeve. I found myself wishing that the bullet would have pushed in just a little bit farther as that would have made a considerable difference but, probably would have made turning it off and on impossible. The vibrations were still very noticeable but, the strong little bullet I had just held in my hand was now being muffled considerably... so sad.

Curiously I pushed the wireless clit climaxer to my clit to see if it would suction on but, unfortunately it did not. Not with lube or without. It just wouldn't stick. Not this way or that or even when licked. I gave up on the suction part and concentrated on the three ticklers which were surprisingly arousing! I could run these ticklers lightly all over my clitoral area and even directly upon my finicky clit and felt only pleasure. There was no pain or any feelings of it being too intense at all so I really think that someone with a sensitive clit would enjoy this immensely! Since it's also wireless, it's easy and comfortable to use during intercourse. Just be careful not to lose it in the sheets!

The packaging does show a nude model using the clit climaxer while looking oh so aroused. It's actually not done in a too horribly trashy way but, come on! We know what we're supposed to do with it, right? After all, it is called the, "clit climaxer."

All in all I would say this little clitoral pump is worth the price. It's proven to be effective for the most part and it's priced right! It's an excellent cheap thrill!

The first time I tried to remove the bullet from the sleeve I realized how hard the bullet is to remove from the sleeve! It kind of suctions into the sleeve and the sleeve in turn grabs on! I would suggest to dab a very small amount of lube onto the bullet before shoving it deep into the sleeve. This does make it a bit easier to remove later!

I did try numerous times to get this wireless clitoral pump to attach to my clit but, it just didn't happen. Maybe I'm made differently than those who this toy was designed for. I'm not sure.

The row of three ticklers does feel wonderful on my clit but, it also feels good on my nipples! Hubby liked it rubbed on him too! Just use your imagination!

If you require discretion, this would be a great toy for you! It's virtually silent and cannot be heard through covers! You definitely won't have to worry about your neighbor knowing what you're doing! They'll never hear!

So, if you don't mind using jelly or watch batteries, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend this toy to you! Especially if you're in the market for a wireless clitoral exciter but, my favorite is still the xtreme g spot bullet!

Well, what can I say? The Wireless Clit Climaxer has let me down. It really didn't take long either. Sure, the bullet that it came with still works, but the jelly sleeve has melted. It wasn't touching any other toys or anything. I just got it out the other day and it almost super glued itself to my fingers. I'm not really sure what was up with that but it was just horribly sticky, and I almost couldn't wash it off my hands. That's the first time I've seen this happen in such a short amount of time too. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted but I'm not really going to miss it too much.