Taffy tickler teaser - egg discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Buttercup Green

The Taffy Tickler Teaser (say that five times in a row!) is a bullet/egg that is connected to a control pack. The legnth of the cord is pretty generous, so most people should not have a problem when using this bullet. I have not had an issue with the cord getting tangled while in use either. Sadly, the bullet and control pack are not waterproof. The bullet may be splashproof to a point, but not enough to where I would feel comfortable taking it in the shower. The entire bullet is covered in hundreds of flexible, soft TPR Silicone dollops. The ends of each dollop comes to a point, which definitely looks intimidating and scary. However, it feels very different once it is in the hand. There is a special little concave place on the bullet, which is perfect for enveloping the clitoris, nipples, or any other place you can think of. You can also place your finger in this concave point and direct the pressure where you want it. The cord does not look super sturdy, so I definitely would not recommend inserting this vaginally. I absolutely would not insert this anally for any reason. In no way is that safe, as there is no flared base. You could use the silicone teasers to stimulate the outside of the anus though. If you are going to do this, I suggest putting a condom over the bullet. I find that this bullet is perfect for solo and couples play. I much prefer to use this bullet during foreplay, as the bullet is a little too large to slip between our bodies.
This bullet has something for everyone. Beginners may be unsure about the texture, but intermediate to advanced users may be intrigued. The basic controls and material safety are definitely a huge plus for beginners.

The teasers that cover the entire bullet are made out TPR Silicone. It is less porous than other materials, but it is still porous. It has a slight chemical smell and rubbery taste right out of the package. It has been used and cleaned multiple times, and the smell and taste has diminished but is still present. The teasers are very flexible. When pressed against the skin, they just fold like a piece of paper. Those who are sensitive to smells and textures may want to skip this one and try a different bullet. They are not sticky, but they do have some drag. It picks up lint and hair very easily. These teasers are perfect for rubbing over the nipples and clitoris. It feels great before the vibrations are even turned on! Once those vibes come on though...WOW! It definitely tickles when rubbed against the bottom of my feet or the sides of my stomach. The colors of the teasers alternate from black to white. There are spaces between each one, so make sure to thoroughly clean the bullet after use. Because it is still a porous material, I suggest putting a condom over the bullet if you are going to share it with a partner. The texture can be overwhelming on the higher speeds, so make sure to take it slow. The bullet itself is very rigid, and it feels pretty weighty. In no way does the bullet feel cheap, which I was afraid of.
The control pack is made out of regular plastic. Plastic is non-porous and does not have any smells or tastes.

This is not your typical bullet/egg. It is covered in hundreds of white and black silicone dollops. The ends of these dollops create the ticklers. They vibrate whenever the toy is turned on. They almost act like hundreds of little rabbit ears (like the ones found on rabbit style vibrators).
The cord is very generous, but it seems kind of weak. There is a small space where it is attached to the egg and the controller. The control pack is very open, so I do not suggest this goes anywhere near water. The small space between the egg and the cord is the only reason I do not think this egg is waterproof or splashproof. This could potentially make cleaning very difficult. While this toy looks like a vibrator of sorts, it is definitely more discreet than most.
This toy is better used for broad stimulation. The only way to achieve any kind of pinpoint stimulation is to put your finger in the concave place and press the tip of the egg to the desired area. I usually prefer pinpoint stimulation, but the way this toy stimulated my entire labia with its teasers was utterly amazing. When pressure is applied, only a little of the vibrations are lost. This is perfect, as I do need a lot of pressure. This toy might be heard through a closed door if you do not have a fan or T.V going. It does not get louder as pressure is applied though.
Measurements:
Total length of controller-4"
Total length of egg/bullet-3"
Total length of cord-30"
Diameter of egg/bullet-1 7/8"

This bullet/egg takes 2 AA bullets. Mine had no problem taking rechargeable batteries. The toy does not seem to be a battery guzzler at all. I have used this multiple times, and I still have not had to recharge the batteries. Slide the back of the controller off, insert the batteries, and then slide the back of the controller back on. It is that simple. The batteries easily slide in and out. I have not had any issues. The toy is turned on by a slider. The more you slide it down, the higher the vibrations. To turn the vibrations down or off, slide it back up. This is demonstrated on the controller by the words "Off" and "On" that are located on the left side of the slider. There are also the words "Variadle Speed" on the right side of the slider. No, that is not a typo. That is how it is spelled on my controller. I am pretty sure it is supposed to spell "Variable Speed". I have found that very little pressure is needed to push the slider down. This makes it super easy for the bullet to turn on. Be sure to take the batteries out before traveling with the toy or storing the toy. This just helps prevent the toy from accidentally turning on. There is also a LED light that turns on whenever the toy starts to vibrate. The higher the vibe, the brighter the light becomes. On the bottom of the controller is the Adam and Eve logo. This is not the most discreet of toys, but I digress. This toy has the usual low, medium, and high speeds of constant vibrations. It is a gradual increase, so this toy does not have three separate speeds. The vibrations are between rumbly and buzzy. The entire egg/bullet carries the vibrations very well.

TPR Silicone is only compatible with water based lubricants, so be sure to have your favorite water based lube when this toy arrives. Most people find that the teasers are very difficult to clean. I found it to be very easy to clean immediately after use. Any lube and bodily fluids just wash right off. If you let it sit for a while, you will have to use your fingernail in order to get it properly cleaned.
As for cleaning the bullet, just run it under some warm water and rub it down with some antibacterial soap. I suggest that you don't place the corded end of the bullet directly under water, as there is a space where water can enter the bullet.
In order to clean the control pack, rub it down with a damp cloth. Do not put the control pack near water, as it is not waterproof at all.
For storage, I suggest a Ziploc bag. The bullet can pick up lint and hair pretty easily. If you find a lot of hair or lint on the bullet, wash it down before using it.

This toy comes in the typical plastic packaging. The toy is completely visible, and there is a lady on the front as well. She is wearing a dress/shirt that covers all of her naughty bits, so it is not super racy or gross. The name of the toy is written at the top in huge black letters. There is a "Try Me, Buy Me" sample of the silicone teasers located on the bottom left of the front of the package. The back has simple instructions and details about the toy. While it is not discreet at all, it can be used for storage. I find that the packaging is huge compared to the size of the toy. I much prefer a Ziploc bag for storage. I will be throwing the packaging away as soon as this review is done.

The first time I every tried this toy out, I put it on high and went to town. The teasers almost felt painful, so I turned the vibrations down to about a medium. This felt super pleasurable. It felt like tiny little fingers giving my labia and clitoris constant stimulation. I placed the concave tip over my clit, turned it back up on high, and in no time at all I found myself having an incredible orgasm. Because the egg carries the vibes extremely well, some people might find that it numbs the fingers or makes them tingle after use. I have not really had an issue with this, but I thought it could cause problems for some.
I absolutely enjoy the funky texture. I wish it came in multiple rainbow colors, but white and black is good enough.
I wanted to show some comparison photos. In these pictures, the Taffy Tickler Teaser egg is being compared to the We-Vibe Touch, Je Joue's MiMi, Xtreme pack G-spot bullet, and Matryoshka.

I call this bullet "My fuzzy little bullet". This was my first corded bullet since the Flirty plush pack sea shell. It is a definite improvement. I could hardly climax with the sea shell bullet, and the Taffy Tickler Teaser brought me to climax in 10 minutes! It is not record time, but it was a fantastic orgasm! The teasers are perfect for stimulating softly while I am coming down from my orgasm high.
If the bullet has any seams, you cannot tell thanks to all of the teasers. The control pack has a very distinct seam that can feel rough on the skin.