Jelly penis vibrator - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by AlbrightsNaughty

Okay, when I got this assignment I had to laugh some. I was thinking, "oh my god they are sending me a Glow in the Dark Hulk." So yeah, this vibrator has a nickname of the Hulk even though I hadn't even tested it out yet. When the vibrator came in the mail I just had to open and take a look at the thing. My first impression was "wow it does look bigger then it shows online." When I opened the package, it had a smell to it that reminded me of the first time you open a plastic shower curtain. It also had a rather sticky feel to it that I was not about to try to use until I washed that off. Just please be careful when you do wash this vibrator as it is not water proof. Okay, now on to the actual vibrator itself.

The Jelly Penis Vibrator is best used for vaginal stimulation. It has small ridges at the base that are supposed to stimulate the clitoral area. I really would not advise anal with this vibrator as there is no way of keeping a good grip on it.

I do not feel this vibrator would be great for beginners due to its thickness. I would say it is more geared for the more advanced person. I guess it just depends on what the person wants and how they really want it to feel. For me, I was concerned with it being a little wide for me.

I don't feel this vibrator is all that travel friendly. It would be rather hard to pack for a trip unless you were to put in its own compartment.

The vibrator is made of jelly. There is a safety rating of 2, so when you use this product be careful. Try using it with a condom over the vibrator to be safe. The components used to make this product are Poly vinyl chloride.

I didn't care much for the way it felt straight out of the package. It had a rather strong smell like I stated at the beginning. Smelled like a freshly opened plastic shower curtain. The touch of it when I first opened it was rather sticky and left a rather nasty feel to my hands. Even after washing it I still could smell that and could still feel the sticky feel..

As for the texture, it has a veins going down the shaft of the penis. That part actually feels kinda nice. It has at the base some groves that are to stimulate the clitoral area.

The design is pretty basic. Nothing really special in how it is made, other then at the base it has the bumps. I did like how the veins felt. Its 7 inches long with a insertable length of 6 1/2 inches and 1 1/2 inches wide. It does have a realistic looking head and it does actually have a ball at the base. The color as you can see is a nice green that does glow in the dark. I don't have any pictures that show it glowing though. It is flexible, that is the one thing that this vibrator has going for it.

I don't feel this is made for beginners. I feel like more advanced people would enjoy this more then the beginners. It's not really easy to store or hide. You can't just toss it in a drawer because the sticky feel will draw lint and dirt to it. If you keep the package it came in, you should be okay to store it but you will have to make sure it's kept out of reach of small children. The package is not discreet at all, but its better then having to attempt to clean it every time you feel like using it.

This vibrator says that it has multi-speed. Well I didn't see it.. All I found was a turn dial control, with a high and low. Its located on the bottom of the vibrator. You turn it to the right it turns on and is a low vibration. The more you turn the faster it goes. I would have to say at the highest speed the max vibration for the vibrator would be around a 3. Kinda hard to really pick a setting. I just kept mine on high. I think it has a pretty good feel for the vibration. It does have but its not all that great. I really wish it had better controls and more variety. Its extremely silent but then I guess anything would be with that much jelly around it. You feel more vibrations in the head of it then you do at the base where the clitoral stimulation is located. I wouldn't tell you to buy this vibrator if your looking for something that is great for intercourse and clitoral stimulation.

You have to be extremely careful when cleaning this vibrator, as its not waterproof. Jelly vibrators can't be boiled. So when you need to clean it, use warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them. I cleaned mine with soap and water even before I used it, due to how sticky and the smell was. Found it to be fairly easy to wash but harder to dry. I couldn't use a towel to dry it due to the lint that would have stuck to it. I tried using paper towels and that showed to be as much of a headache. Best bet with this vibrator would be to let it air dry if your able to.

Don't leave where it can get really hot. If you find that you need to use a lubricant only use water based or silicone based. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they can't be shared-unless you put a condom over them.

As far as storage goes, keep them in a cool dark place. I had to keep the original package that it came in. I didn't want to just throw it in a drawer or something where I would have to try to re-clean it before the next use..

The packaging is not discreet, but it is resealable. I have decided to keep my packaging, to keep the vibrator inside of. There were no instructions that came with this vibrator. The package does say that its water proof but I would not advise getting the whole thing wet.