All Pain with no Pleasure

This was one of the first vibrators I had ever used. I was hoping to expand on my love of clitoral vibrators and try some penetration.

However, this toy is not for beginners. I was 18 with a petite and sensitive body. This material is hard to clean. It was too large for comfort, but I tolerated the pain only to find that the vibrations were so weak and muffled by the jelly that there was no pleasure to be had. Furthermore, the nubs at the base were nowhere near the vibrating mechanism, so there served only to stab me in the urethra.

If you are of average height or larger, enjoy a little bit of girth without strong vibrations, and intend to use a condom over the toy every time, this may work for you. If not, then skip it.

This toy is made out of jelly, but did not have a strong odor. However, jelly cannot be completely sterilized. Between that and the girth, I managed to get a urinary tract infection the second time I tried it.

The size was way too big for me. Perhaps 1.5" is a good diameter for other women (especially those who are used to more penetrative sex or have had children), but it was not good for me. I would not recommend this toy to women who have small vaginae or have had trouble with vaginismus.

The toy has an odd sort of hourglass shape. The head is not very defined, but the entire toy is very wide at the top, narrows in the middle, and widens again at the base. This feature made entry more painful for me, no matter how much lube I tried to use. Rather than the slow, gentle penetration I wanted, it barged into my tiny vagina like a battering ram.

The nubs were more of a design flaw than an added bonus. Nubs can provide clitoral stimulation when they are close to the vibrating mechanism, but these nubs were too far away from the vibrating piece to tickle my clit; they just kind of stabbed my urethra.

The vibrations are located at the head of the toy, rendering the nubs at the base completely useless. The vibrations are overall very weak.

When it became obvious that the toy was no good for my vagina, I tried to just hold it against my clit, but the vibrations were so weak that I soon gave up.

Good news! The toy is not noisy! This is because the vibrations are straight up puny.

The controls are pretty straightforward. The intensity can be controlled by turning the lid to the battery case, although it would be pointless since it is little more than a murmur on full power.

If you like this toy, you need to use a condom with it. It is impossible to completely clean your bodily fluids from the surface after use, and even if you are STD-free, that residual material will attract bacteria.

Toy cleaner can be used to clean it after use, however it is difficult to wash in warm water because it is not waterproof.

Furthermore, jelly attracts dust and hair, so the toy should be stored in some kind of plastic bag or tupperware. It doesn't matter; this toy has been collecting more dust, untouched, in the bottom of my drawer for years.