Jumpin' gyrator - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by cobiffle

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Vibrations never felt so shaky

How does a squash put on a drill bit of screwdriver sound to you as a sex toy? Sounds horrible but this is the same feeling you will get. The toy itself has a gigantic girth with a lot of power that would scare away most women. With all of its power though, it seems to just rattle around with no real vibrations and loud enough for your neighbor across the street to hear. I encourage you to use this only as a dildo and forget about it being a vibrator.
Waterproof, smooth, multiple speeds
Loud,rattles instead of vibrates, huge, C batteries
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy might not be the best vibrator in the world but it can be an amazing toy if used right. It is not very good at stimulating the nipples or clitoris because of wonky vibrations but insertion is a different story. Best not to buy batteries at all but use as a dildo. The size is all you need to bring yourself to a climax but you will need some help from lubrication. This toy is for those women that are able to take on the bigger toys without it being painful. It can be used for anal insertion but only for an advanced user with a lot of lubrication. Do not try to insert this toy anally without lubrication first.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Made with extremely smooth PU coated plastic that is very strong and feels amazing on the skin. There is no texture on this toy but instead it is velvety smooth. This lack of texture helps create no drag at all as long so you can push it in and out as fast as you would like. There is no friction at all as long as you are wet or using lubrication.

The lack of texture does have a downside because the vibrations do not do much at all unless moving the toy in and out. At first there is no smell at all but the batteries seem to create a smell inside the toy for some reason as if the motor is burning out.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Jumpin Gyrator seems like a very simple vibrator at first that is straight with the shaft dipping inwards slightly in the middle. The top is also very rounded but makes it harder to be inserted. The vibrator is 9 inches long with an insertion length of 6 inches but when it comes to girth this toy will scare most people with a circumference of 5 3/8 inches. This vibrator is for women that really want that huge size. I would recommend only buying this if you have had experience in the past with the bigger size vibrators or dildos.The Jumpin gyrator might be to big for insertion or to painful for others.

This toy is not very discreet and would not recommend taking this on any trips. It could easily be found and do not want that embarrassing moment of it being taken out of your suitcase for everybody to see. It is quite obvious what it is, so please find another toy to bring on trips.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy is controlled with one simple button that is used to cycle through the three different vibration levels. Just press to switch between each level. The button is located next to where your thumb rests while gripping the base. However, the toy is easy to turn off in the heat of the moment, which could be a problem for some. It is waterproof but the noise is to much for a confined place such as a shower.

The motor is located about an inch from the top of tip of the vibrator which helps make the vibrations more intense where you need. The batteries seem to rattle around so much that the toy seems to rattle in weird patterns more then vibrate. It also creates a very loud noise that is not pleasant on the ears at all and can destroy the mood.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

It is water proof and can be washed with disinfecting soap and warm water. It is compatible with any type of lube but I recommend a water based lubricant because it is by far easier to clean off. Even though the toy is strong enough to take a pounding in the washer, do not try this because the electronics could get destroyed in the process.

Storing is not hard for this toy because you can place it in any soft place and not having to worry about it becoming damaged. Taking out the batteries before storing it will also greatly help as this toy can easily turn its self on. It uses 2 c batteries that do not seem to last for more then two or three uses.
    • Easy to clean
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • PassionQT
    Eeek! Sounds scary.
  • cobiffle
    I would say the toy is very scary because of how it preforms. You might like it but its a risk you some people might take.
  • tigerkate
    I would not advise this for anal at all, it has no base, and using a lot of lube would make me even more nervous to lose it inside of me!
    UGH though, I will be staying away from rattly vibrations that will scare my animals
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Hmmm, normally I'd jump at something that took C batteries assuming it must be powerful. What a disappointment!
    Thanks for the review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    Good review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
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