Secret - discreet vibrator by Orion - review by SecretToyLover2


Discreet massager by Orion

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We're breaking up... Literally.

Overall, I'll skip on this one next time around. It was given to me in a "Get Well Soon" basket made by my best friend. She meant well, but picked the wrong mini-vibe/ bullet. Breaks far too easily and way too fast! Not my thing.
Small, Discreet, Quiet, Safe material
Uses weird batteries, Breaks way too fast
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This 3 inch, discreet vibrator was meant to give you some secretive pleasure when you can't afford for others to find out. However, this little gal can't stay together long enough to fit the bill. For the price, I halfway expected this to happen. However, a low price is really no excuse for a toy that is simply a piece of crap. Whether you were planning to use this as a mini vibe or a bullet, you may be wasting your time.

Being someone who has used a wide range of vibrators, I will put this little girl in the 3 vrooms department. Bees... Well, it is decently quiet at 2 bees. Not too bad, and won't be heard behind a closed door. So it's not a bad toy, it just won't work for someone who usually uses 4/5 vroom vibes.

This vibe is adjusted using a dial, or dial grip, located at the bottom where you twist the toy shut. It is extremely hard to adjust, and this issue alone should have been enough to make me trash this vibe, yet I still attempted to have fun with it. I always unscrewed the cap or grip completely because you have to put so much effort into turning the dial. This is somewhat good, because you won't accidentally change the levels during play. However, the bigger problem is turning this vibe off and on accidentally. It is far too easy to do so.

This vibe runs on 1 N battery. These can be difficult to find and I usually buy them off of EF to avoid having to search for them in my area. If you insist on this toy, be sure to throw some N batteries in your basket before checking out.

The Secret is made of plastic. This is a very, very, very easy material to take care of. Being non-porous, it can be shared after washing. You can also use whatever lubricant you'd like with it. Warm water and antibacterial soap is a great method of washing, since it is waterproof. However, toy sprays, toy wipes, and alcohol wipes can be used in a hurry. I would not insert this product into the vagina, as there is a crevasse where vaginal fluid can get lodged and would be hard to clean out.

This vibe completely stopped working. I was finally beginning to near an orgasm after 15 minutes and BOOM it stops working. I figured the battery died, so I replaced it, yet it wouldn't turn on. It didn't overheat or make weird noises, either. It simply died. First use, cared for correctly, accurate batteries, and never even touched water. How cool is that?
Follow-up commentary
Obviously, I don't like this product and will not be buying it again. I'll have to look for a higher quality mini vibe that won't break!
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  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Wow! That sucks! At least you didn't spend big bucks on this.
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    That's terrible! I've never had a toy die that fast. Hopefully it was just a defect and not too common with this vibrator.
  • CindyH
    thanks for the review sorry it never work out for you
  • Beneath The Bed
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • ksparkles16
    Great job! Love your title!
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • hotcherry
    Great review.
  • Ms. Peaches
    Great review
  • Geogeo
    Thanks for the warning, Ill pass on this
  • malantha
    Thanks for the review
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