Secret - discreet massager by Orion - review by RemusHalifax


Discreet massager by Orion

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Too Good to Keep Secret

This compact and subtle bullet is quiet and packs a punch. For anyone looking for something powerful and inconspicuous, this is a great purchase. Buy this for yourself or a loved one; either way, you'll enjoy it.
Tiny, quiet, powerful
Uncommon battery
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This little vibrator is perfect for clitoral stimulation from just about any position. Its concentrated vibrations fit all the right spots without making your fingers tingle, and it's so intense it's guaranteed to make your toes curl. Unfortunately, this toy is too small to be effective as a vaginal vibrator, but hey... I'm not really going to complain. This does exactly what a clitoral vibrator should do and then some.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The vibrator is made out of smooth, shiny plastic. It looks and feels high-quality (I'm usually not a big fan of plastic toys, but the Secret is truly exceptional). There are no seams in the mold of the plastic, making it completely smooth. It has absolutely no odor. The design is fairly traditional for most clitoral vibrators: no texture and bullet-shaped. It's firm, but not uncomfortable or painful to use.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This has got to be one of the classiest bullets I have been fortunate to lay my hands on. It comes in two simple colors: white and black (I got the black). The only other colors on the toy are a silver band where the end screws off to insert batteries and the company's stamp on the part that screws off. Wonderfully discreet!

My absolutely favorite part of the toy is the amount of resistance they built in to the intensity adjuster. I really hate it when the wheel of a toy is too easy to turn; you turn it by accident a thousand times. Personally, it makes it harder for me to enjoy myself because I'm constantly adjusting the intensity to what I actually want and not what it set itself to. I actually have to work a little to get this wheel to turn, and I really enjoy that. With the resistance, I can adjust my intensity more gradually (meaning giving my clit less of a shock and more of a chance to acclimate itself to the new intensity). I don't know how many other toys have this feature, but I think they all should!

Anyway, the toy is fairly small and discreet. Perfect for those who love more intensity in their clitoral vibrators or those looking to step it up a notch (The lower intensities could be tolerated by anyone, while the higher are well... intense!). If you're worried about being overwhelmed, perhaps you should stay away for a while.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

As I've previously mentioned, I adore the way the vibrator handles. The intensity wheel is located in its standard position at the base. The vibrations themselves come from the tip of the vibrator and don't travel to your fingers (which I love) and are beautifully precise and powerful.

The Secret is obviously named so because it is wonderfully quiet. The only time it becomes noisy is when it's at its highest intensity when it makes a bit of a high-pitched buzz. Compared to most toys, though, this is nothing.

I don't use my toys in the shower, so I can't attest to its underwater performance, but it's supposed to be waterproof, and I trust the box. The Secret seems to be a high-quality product, especially for its price.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is wonderfully easy to maintain. To preserve battery life, I leave the battery out when I'm not using it and keep it in the package for safe keeping. To clean, I simply run the dirty portion under water with a little bit of soap and wipe it down with a towel. Ridiculously simple, just how every toy should be.

I would recommended water based lube with this toy, but that's just my personal preference; any water, oil or silicone based lube will work just fine.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This is pretty much my favorite vibrator that I have in my arsenal. The vibrations are intense and well focused. I still love how the dial doesn't accidentally readjust itself like my other vibrators. If you love spoiling your clit, get this vibrator. It's well worth the tiny investment.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review!
  • RemusHalifax
    You're very welcome! ^-^
  • El-Jaro
    Never heard of anyone liking resistance. Good job!
  • RemusHalifax
    Well, it drives me crazy when I try to adjust the intensity and it goes up *way* too high.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Thanks for the review! If you should happen to want to try it out in water at some point, I'd love to know if it's really waterproof like the box says. Some toys lie.
  • RemusHalifax
    There was another review that said that it was. I'm just too afraid to test it for myself. o_o
    I haven't gone that far in sacrificing myself for science yet. xD
  • Pixel
    Good review, chica!
  • AlaskanBeauty
    Thank you for the review!
  • Tbanda
    Thank you for taking your time to review this product!
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    Good review!
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