Satisfyer mono flex - rabbit vibrator by Satisfyer - review by SpookyB

When I tell you I've been watching the tracking info since the moment this shipped, I mean I've been STALKING it. I damn near sprinted to my porch when it was marked delivered. Bust open the box, pulled this beautiful piece of machinery out, and oh my god, is she gorgeous. Exactly what I expect from Satisfyer. Bougie box with the hygienic tear-away seal, standard magnetic charger, instruction manual, just the works. The toy itself has that nice soft silicone, the arms are flexible, the control panel on the handle, WATERPROOF. Overall a very luxurious feel. Now, where this thing gets insane is using the app. Yes, this toy has an app for a fraction of the cost of other toys that are app-controlled. Downloaded the app and got to start playing around. You sync the toy and your app via Bluetooth. It tells you what toy it is and the battery percentage right off the bat. Now the features is where it gets REALLY neat. By controlling the toy via the app, you can mess with the intensity of each motor independently from one another. So if you prefer a stronger vibration on your clit but not on your g-spot (or another way around) NO PROBLEM. You can do that. It'll also keep track of how long your toy has been running, AND you can make your own "program" with vibration intensities and patterns and SAVE IT FOR LATER. So when you find something that just works wonders for you, you can go back to that exact setting. Another 2 features that are neat are the music and ambient sound. The music will import music files directly from your phone or from a streaming service like Pandora or Soundcloud and will vibrate going off of whatever song is playing. You can also create playlists to save with your music. Does the sound go off of whatever noise your phone's microphone is picking up? Your partner speaking sweet nothings to you? Moaning? Screaming, even? The app picks up how loud it is and converts that into vibration. The louder it is, the stronger it is. The quieter, the softer. And of course, you have the option to create an account, as well as your partner, and THEY can control your toy from THEIR device without needing to be near you. Long-distance partners rejoice! Or hell, even if you want to give your partner a little something-something while you're away from home. Keep it exciting. Lastly, you can sync and use up to 4 compatible toys simultaneously through the app, however, I only have 1 for the time being.

I don't think I've ever been so damn excited for a vibrator before. This is the coolest thing, and it's only $43?! Mind. Blown.

I gave her a good clean and wasted no time getting down to business. Before starting, I did want to control the toy without the app to see what it was like. There are four buttons, two for controlling the modes (top and bottom) and 2 for controlling the intensity (left and right). You press and hold the bottom button for 3 seconds to turn it on. Controls on the toy are pretty standard. But I was more excited to mess with the app, so that's what I decided to do. Be sure to press and hold the bottom button and hold it unless it gives you 2 really quick vibrations, and have your Bluetooth enabled to pair it with your device. I decided to just stick with steady vibrations as I'm not too much into patterns, but I may experiment with that later. I did figure out that you can run the Satisfyer app in the background, so if you need your phone for any other purpose, you can still use it without the toy shutting off. Enough about the app, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

Holy. Hell. I'm in love. Point blank, period. I've never been too much of a fan of rabbits because I've always just stuck with clitoral stimulation. Other toys just haven't hit the mark. All of the vibrations were for g-spot stimulation and almost nothing for the clit, or it didn't line up right and didn't have enough flex to move it to the right position, etc. Not this. She's flexible. She hits every damn spot in JUST the right way. The motor for the clit is just as strong, if not a little stronger, than the motor for the g-spot. I actually had to make myself slow down and back off, so I didn't finish within a couple of minutes. It's a whole other kind of orgasm that I don't think I've experienced before. I can't wait to experiment with this more and testing out every single feature with my husband.

Not much has changed compared to my first time using it. Still f'ing great with no complaints. I really like giving my husband my phone to control it for me. The unpredictability adds a little *spice* and definitely takes it up a notch. I really enjoy the fact that he can take part while using this toy while I'm still in control of how I use it. I can't say enough good things about it. We haven't played around with the feature to control it from a long distance yet, as they require us to make an account and registering through the app.

The vibration can be low and rumbly or as intense as you can stand. By far, one of my favorite things is that you can control the speed/intensity for each one independently of each other through the app. It really took it to the next level.

Yes, yes, a million times yes. This his every spot in just the right way to make you come, and with stimulation your g-spot and your clit at the same time, you'll have a leg-shaking orgasm in no time flat.