Sassy Swirl wiggle - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by DreamWolf

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Wiggle your way to ecstasy

So you want your vibe to bend. Guess what? It isn't only flexible, it stays that way, period! It doesn't only hit the right spots on demand, whatever they may be, it is also the perfect size to fill you up, and not in the uncomfortable way at all. It has so many patterns that it will make you wonder how many times you went through them already, the colors are pleasing, fully waterproof, what else could you ask for?
Lots of different functions, Bendable, Maintains angle perfectly, Girthy, Waterproof
Material, Weaker vibrations than stated, Handle too small and uncomfortable for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This pretty little beauty has been my very first EF sponsored free toy on EdenFantasys. I decided to choose it because I used to have a rabbit vibe which bended. Cheap thing it was though, and probably not intended to be bent (probably that's why it suddenly died after a few weeks). I couldn't wait to receive Sassy Swirl Wiggle, thinking it could serve the same purpose, just as a traditional version and more reliable when it comes to bending it.

It was tested on New Year's Eve, as an addition to the furious mating to spend that special night in the most sacred and enjoyable way, and I must say it was perfect for the purpose I got it for!

I expected though that it probably wouldn't give enough clitoral contact (I couldn't resist to try it that way of course), so I aided it with the FingO Mini Massager to help it out.

Oh my, it bends, and it bends sturdy, and stays that way. It didn't take too long to experience a fine, powerful G-spot orgasm - I was successful two times using it by itself only. Finally, I slid the FingO Massager on, increasing the pleasure exactly how I wanted it!

I think if you are a beginner you won't be disappointed with it, unless size is a problem for you. If you don't mind the material as an advanced toy lover, this is a good enough, fairy cheap vibe in its category.(I wouldn't give more for a PVC toy, why I say this, as PVC is porous, and I have my minor worries because of other qualities I read about it, food-grade material or not.)

I don't think it has level 5 vrooms like stated, because the material seems to lead the power less than harder materials. But it is still a good vibe for vaginal and clitoral use, and oh, the tip hitting the right spot!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Sassy Swirl Wiggle is made of PVC and plastic, and towards the bottom it's a little bit thicker, still a perfect size though.

It has beautiful swirls from bottom to the head, where the swirls are horizontal, giving extra texture for the sensitive users. To tell the truth I barely felt it in any special way. It was smooth enough, but still exciting.

When I opened the case and took it out, I smelled this purple prettiness, and it reminded me of the new toy smell I always loved when I was a kid. Many may find it disturbing though, as only by a closer sniff it is strong. You can almost taste the chemicals added. The taste is also plastic-like, it really makes me feel I am using a toy from my early childhood.

As PVC is porous, I do not recommend it for anal use or sharing, unless you use a condom over it.

For the intended purpose it was fine enough anyway. Not a vibe I will use that often, but I'm glad I have a bendable toy handy, until I get a better one.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I was happy to choose this vibe because I always loved anything purple. The shape and the swirls flow in a delicate, feminine way. It looks robust and elegant at the same time, and makes you want to try it right away, because of the wavy shape, and the look of sturdiness inside, clearly visible.

Like I said above, it is girthier at the bottom. 8 1/2 inches long, with the insertable length of 6 3/4 inches, and the thickest part is 1 3/4 inches of diameter. I didn't measure the rest of it, I assume the slightly thinner parts are 1 1/2 inches of diameter.

So, yes, it is a quite large toy, not for the people who enjoy slimmer vibes more. But to me that was an extra to enjoy, because I LOVE it when the bottom muscles of the entrance of my flesh are pressed. And this vibe is perfect for that!

And is it good for travel? Well, if you like to carry the size of a brick around, go for it. I find it too large to want to take anywhere, though with a car you have far more space. So the question of travel toys is always a funny thing when it comes to your own vehicle.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe doesn't have only one excellent function, but two!

What we already know is that it bends, and oh my, how wonderfully! It bends upwards the best, and in that direction it could go to the full 90 degrees, if the thick material covering the curve didn't hold it back. Because of it, I could say, it's about 60 degrees most, what wasn't enough for me to hit my clit, but it was more than perfect to give me a frenetic G-spot pleasure in just a few short minutes! You bend it, and it stays that way, no matter what! It is simply LOVELY!

The vibrations are located in the head, but you can feel them pretty good at the bottom of the shaft too, which could probably give a teasing clit stimulation for the ladies built that way. I happened to catch some of the sensation too, but it wasn't enough for my power hungry vehemence what made me choose this toy, and left me with a shrug of "it is ok, not weak, indeed".

The vibrations are controlled in the very bottom of the vibe. A curvy handle, looks like it's designed ergonomic to hold by the sides, has two push buttons. If you lay it down, the one on the right is the on/off button, and the other on the left goes through 10 different vibration and pulsation patterns. It also loads the last pattern you used when you turn it on again.

The patterns are these, in the order of how I went through them after opening the case to check this beautifully purple toy out:

1. low to high pulsation
2. fast, rumblier pulsation
3. faster, stronger, less rumbly pulsation
4. like-crazy pulsation, same level like 3.
5. slower pulsation, still fast though
6. long pulses, it's like 5.
7. lower, rumblier pulsation
8. high steady vibration
9. medium steady vibration
10. low steady vibration

On the top of that I was pleasantly surprised to see that the controller has flashing lights to show which function you are using, making it even easier to get to know which you like the most.

The vibe uses 3 AAA batteries which are a pleasure to change, as you have a case sliding out of the vibe.
You insert them the shown way, there you go, enjoy it!

To top it off Sassy Swirl Wiggle is waterproof! Very well sealed (which you can see because of the material's transparency), so it is a perfect playmate in your shower, bath and hot tub.

I personally didn't like the location of the buttons. You can tell the designers of this vibe made the plastic bottom of it curved because that way you have an easier grip. But it was wet, slippery, thin, and I like to have a good steady grip while I am playing away. So I hated it - I kept on pushing the buttons accidentally, and my hands got tired and sore because of the way to hold it I haven't got used to lately.

If the buttons were located differently, and it had just a wee bit better material to lead the vibrations through, I would definitely say this is a 5 star product for its intended use, especially because I found it fairly quiet. Of course you don't want to be next to your roommate sleeping a foot from you, and not being your lover - but while my Master was sleeping away peacefully and I had to spend some more time with this vibe to enjoy, I was really pleased how silent it was. Not totally, but it isn't a noise to disturb your sleeping precious one.
    • Discreet sound
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

PVC is known to handle water and silicone based lubes good, and you want to clean it with water and mild soap, or water based toy cleaner, before and after each use. It is porous, so you don't want to share it, or use it anally, unless you cover it with a condom.

Other than that, cleaning seems to be a breeze, because it is very smooth, but you have to pay more attention to clean the deeper lines along the swirls.

I am keeping it in its plastic case for now (my, it's raining a lot here, so my giant wooden chest is still in the process of being built), but you can store it anywhere cool and dry. And, of course, you want to have it in a pouch or piece of soft fabric, because it's best to be sure it won't have a reaction by touching your other toys.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


Sassy Swirl Wiggle comes in a flip open plastic case, with all the many details you want to know shown.

It also has a folded piece of paper inside, telling you in several languages how to insert the batteries.

The style of the packaging reflects the nature of the product: you see a huge purple cock (your new, fine vibe), not discreet, but not pornographic either.
    • Very informative

Personal comments

I am not a big fan of traditional vibes, because even if you have a clit vibe you can use as an attachment, sometimes they just won't align up in the right way. But let's not think of that part now, because Sassy Swirl Wiggle is really a vibe I can only recommend in its price range if you don't mind it's made of PVC.

It is thick, filling, bendable, sturdy. It has so many functions I still can't decide which is most exciting to me, and other than the few discomforts I will surely get used to, I find it a yummmy, beautiful and desirable purpleness!

I am also glad it uses AAA batteries, because most of you may have battery run vibes too which just gobble and gobble those AA-s!

I count the power minus one star, as I expected some more - though it did look like a casual, vroom 4 toy to me.

Let's forgive this poor vibe, yes, 4 stars will do - I do find it a pleasant and such a yummy, girthy toy!


As a clitoral vibe it seemed to be mild for me, due to the material swallowing some of the power away. As a vaginal vibe, it was perfectly the size I like.

As a G-spot vibe, WOO HOO!!! I tried it straight, bent, and bent as much as possible, in a lot of positions. It was so exciting that it made me almost impatient to come, and with the clit attachment on, oh I was so much in a tantrum to get what I want that it was almost frustrating! It was so thrilling to feel its perfect angle with my desperation to come and the enthusiasm about doing "new year magick to attract all the good" that it gave a strong, delightful, fast ultimate pleasure finally!

Oh well... I guess am gonna enjoy you some more in the future...?
Follow-up commentary
Though Sassy Swirl Wiggle has that amazing bend I fell in love with right away, and such a wonderfully fulfilling size, lately I have been paying more attention to battery-free vibes...

Because of that it was rarely used in the last few months, but I do say that it is such a fantastic piece that I am happy as hell that I have got it! One of my most favorite battery vibes!
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