Bmine classic curve - discreet massager by B Swish - review by Lioncub

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Won't Bmine for long

The Bmine is a great little toy for those that are short on space. It does not have much power and goes through batteries quickly.
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Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Bmine classic curve vibrator is small enough to be a pinpoint stimulator. You can use it on your nipples, scrotum, or for clit stimulation. This toy should work well for anyone that enjoys a little extra stimulation during foreplay or sex. I found this toy best for clitoral stimulation. It is not long enough to be inserted safely and does not have a flared base making it very unsafe for anal play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This stimulator is made of PU Coated Plastic which is rated at 7 out of 10 on the Eden's Material Safety Scale. This toy did have a plastic smell when first opening the package, it decreased and was gone within a few hours of letting the toy be exposed to the air. There is no added texture on the Bmine, it is very smooth.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Bmine measures in at 3 1/4" inches with approximately 2 1/2" of those inches being insertable. The size makes the toy small enough to be discreet when needed, yet big enough to get the job done. The toy is overall straight with a small, pointy curve at the end. I found the end to be too pointy for my liking.

You could easily travel with this toy, you should remove the battery first though as to avoid accidentally turning it on.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are 5 different functions to this toy. In order to change the function you must push the button on the bottom of the battery compartment located at the very end of the toy. This does not have memory capability so each time you use it you have to cycle through all the functions to get back to your favorite. The button is easy to push and with the size of the toy is also easy to reach in use. This toy is powered by 1 LR1 battery; these batteries can be quite expensive to purchase (in my area anyway) and I got less than 3 hours of playtime out of one battery.

This toy claims to be waterproof but the o-ring on mine was very loose fitting and I did not have another one of the correct size. Due to this I did not run a waterproof test as I did not want to potentially ruin the toy.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

As this is made of plastic you can wash it with warm water and soap, your favorite toy cleaner, or whatever preference you have.

Storage is easy, you can store it in the box it came in or on a shelf in your closet.

This toy can be used with silicone and water based lubes.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy arrived in a shrink wrapped box that has a picture of the Bmine on the front of the box. The box is quite large in comparison to the toy itself (you could fit 4 or 5 of them in it); this leads to a lot of rattling around in the box. If you have the room you could use this as a short term storage box, the box is not very thick cardboard so will not hold up for very long.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

While cute and small this toy did not have the power I was looking for. It is okay for occasional usage but nothing long term for us.
Follow-up commentary
Tried it a few more times, it never worked well for us. Cut little toy, but not up to the hype.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • BlackOrchid
    Thanks for the review, I was curious about how the pointy tip worked on this. It does look like it could be uncomfortable.
  • Lioncub
    The only other pointy one I have to compare it to is the Tango and this is much pointier. I was worried the entire time about poking myself with it so tried to use the side more than the tip.
  • edeneve
    Thanks for the follow-up commentary.

    I have a pointy vibe too. And it's convinced me that I don't like 'pointy'.
  • unfulfilled
    I'm not a fan of pointy vibes either. Besides tango-salsa but those are on a whole nother
    Category. I wouldn't like it for lack of power.
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