Vibra dolce - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Machina

Vibra dolce

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Gimme the Butter Baby

ATTENTION food lovers & farmer's daughters everywhere! You can finally do the one thing you've always wanted to do with a phallic shaped vegetable, but couldn't because you don't believe in wasting food.
awesome shape, discreet, lots-o-power, nice ribbed texture
not edible, may be confused for a child's toy
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When it comes to phallic vegetables carrots & cucumbers are usually what come to mind, but corn on the cob? I had never thought of that, but it's absolutely brilliant! It makes perfect sense! As soon as I opened the package all I could think about was how delicious warm buttered corn on the cob is, and how I'd not only enjoy eating some, but also having some inside of me. Is that strange?

I really wanted the vibra dolce to smell buttery & delicious, but it lacked any kind of smell. I wish they made buttered popcorn flavored or scented condoms! Then I could really have a pleasure picnic with my corn cob! It is only powered by 1AA, but that one little battery provides enough shakes & shivers to knock you off yer tractor seat! It's waterproof too, so feel free to take it out back to the watering hole, & have your way with it. The material is a soft flexible rubber. The best thing to do is to cover it with a condom before using, especially if you're planning on sharing this toy with a friend. Rubber is very porous, so it can't be sterilized.

OK, I'll admit I bought this product sheerly for the novelty factor. Hell, I didn't even think I was really going to use it. It sat in a bowl of fruits & vegetables in my kitchen for at least a month, which I thought was hilarious. When I finally did get around to using it a root-tootn' good time ensued. The texture of the vibrating kernels feel sensational while thrusting in my vagina. I suspected the bumpy texture might be a little irritating to my female parts, but they were surprisingly smooth.

I've used this vibrator over and over again. Maybe I just like whipping it out because I know it can always bring a smile to my face. It even inspired me to get a red & white checkered throw, & dress up like a country cutie for my boyfriend one night. It's probably not going to be your favorite toy, but it's cute, fun, and totally affordable.
I was watching a friend's 5 year old daughter one weekend while she was on a skiing trip. My house is pretty kid friendly, and I keep all of my toys locked in a box at the top of my closet so I knew she would never find them. Then, all of the sudden she comes running up to me holding my Vibra Dolce while I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune! She said "do you have any other toys I can play kitchen with?" My boyfriend looked at me and mouthed something alone the lines of "I thought you locked all that stuff away!" OH NO! I had totally forgotten it was in a fruit bowl on my kitchen table. When I was kid-proofing my home I hadn't even thought twice about that innocent little plastic corn cob mixed in with some other fruits and veggies. Luckily I hadn't gotten around to using it yet, so I knew it was clean. I just let her play with it. I figured it'd be better than trying to explain why I had to take it away from her. I'm actually glad she found it though because I had totally forgotten about it until then, and that night was my first time with that delicious throbbing cob.
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  • Gary
    This toy is hilarious, and it's even funnier that you forgot that it was sitting in a fruit bowl in your kitchen. How many other toys could this happen too? There has been an on going thread about this toy in the forum called Weirded Out? that you might find amusing. Thank you for the review.
  • Machina
    You're welcome! My Vibra Dolce is more of a conversation piece than a pleasure piece, but I love it nonetheless.
  • Oggins
    I have to admit that I still find this one a bit on the weird side but, I'm now hungry for hot corn on the cob! Tongue out
  • Machina
    I know right? it makes me hungry & horny!
  • PurpleReign
    Funny story, but I don't think I'm going to be able to another Peaches & Cream cob without thinking exactly where it's been!

    Not super keen on the material, but it's priced affordably.
  • Mamastoys
    I'm glad I'm not the only one that loves this corny thing!! It is one of our favorite toys. I think it is hilarious that you had it in the fruit bowl. I had never thought of that!! Good review!
  • TinyTease
    Funny, it's rubber? Does it have some give to it or is it quite firm? Love that the 5yr old found it. Classic!
  • Machina
    TinyTease- Thanks for the comment! Yep, it's rubber (the only bad thing about this toy). It's got a little give at the top of the cob, but it's pretty firm in general.
  • Meowmix
    Funniest review I've read yet! Love it!!!
  • spicywife
    It does look like a child's toy! Thanks for sharing the funny story about babysitting. You put it in your fruit bowl.. Smile
  • Bignuf
    Great review of amazingly funny toy. THANKS.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
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