Big John doll - male love doll discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by PATROL1690

Well, having been curious about these things for probably 20 years, I finally got to try one, and then review it. While it's not a substitute for a live person, I can see how some might be satisfied with it. After a few play times with it, I am not one of those satisfied.

First, it's very portable, easy to clean, easy to store/hide. It also inflates with ten breaths or less, which is quite acceptable. It sort of worked for its intended use; however, not quite what one might really hope. While penetrating the mouth and anus was similar in feel to the real thing (I say SIMILAR), it wasn't quite the same in that a real person wouldn't lift off the ground as easily. Being this doll is so lightweight, on your backwards thrust, the whole doll wants to come along, not staying in place for the desired effect. You have to hold it in place, which I guess could be part of the fun for someone, like holding your partner down if you will. That will take away from the effect of it because now you're squishing the doll.

I had to laugh when the ad says "lifelike face". If you've never seen one of these dolls, you won't appreciate the look. It's anything but life-like. I guess this is where your imagination comes into play, with your eyes closed and thinking about the hot person you would like it to be. The whole body is quite small as well. I don't know many people with a waist that small or a body that short. And if this is a like-like size of John Holmes' cock, I can see much disappointment with his 'dates'. The cock part of him is very rigid, and while I'd say average size at best, it would be difficult to use even that since the whole doll would lift up as you were withdrawing his tool from your orifices, either front or rear.

The doll is made of easily-cleaned PVC, much like the swimming pool flotation devices. When it arrives, the anal cavity is closed. You have to follow directions very carefully to remove part of the covering, but be extremely careful on this task. The covering is a fooler. You can easily pull off more than you want, creating a hole that will let the air escape from the entire doll. This should have been done by the manufacturer, just so this won't happen when someone purchases it because then it's pretty much useless. The cavities aren't that deep for those with longer tools, however, it would work for most. When I first entered the orifices, it was slightly difficult, however, insertion was achieved. It managed to produce a nice reaction with my cock, though.

After use, I do like how it easily deflated. It folds and stores easily. For the price, though, I imagine many would find it acceptable. I'd like to try a better model to see if there is any difference.

After trying it many times, the doll just doesn't live up to my standards. Its small size of the body is like you're humping a teenager (although, I'm sure there are some who would enjoy that). The "out" stroke when using this item just doesn't work unless you have the doll pinned down to something.

The only good part of this is the mouth opening. As long as you push and pull the head up and down your shaft, it's somewhat pleasurable. Overall, though, I'd prefer my hand or one of the other fine toys sold by Eden Fantasies.