When it comes to masturbation, I'm not high-demand. Let's face it, guys: usually the hand works perfectly each and every time. Here's the thing: sometimes we need more than the hand, and we deserve it too. Thanks to the saints at Fleshlight now we can.

I'm no stranger to Fleshlight products since I previously used the Lady Vortex. I can say with complete confidence that, as awesome as I thought that was, it's no match for the Stoya Forbidden Fleshlight. Everything about this product is designed with the finest detail. The product comes in a well-designed, tasteful tin container. It is sealed in a plastic bag to keep those creepers from... well... ya know... creepin' on your stuff. Inside the canister is a 3X5 picture of Stoya and some random marketing materials.

The first thing I did when I got my Fleshlight was to thoroughly wash it in warm water to remove all the factory gunk. I was surprised how improved the new skin texture is. It's much lighter in color compared to the past and much more lifelike. It does not get sticky like other male masturbators. Once warmed, it felt very close to human skin. I then felt the orifice with my finger. Just the feel of it made me extremely horny knowing it was molded from Stoya's exact anatomy.

As with all Fleshlights, you must use a water-based lube in order to prevent deterioration of the product. I applied a generous amount of Maximus lubricant (my personal fave) and began to explore the inside. The very opening of the Fleshlight is tight and has wonderful-feeling grooves. During use, this is my favorite part. It really grips the head of the penis and provides and extremely pleasurable sensation. Further in, it opens up slightly and becomes smoother. Although I have never had anal sex, the makers of this Fleshlight claim it to be closest to the real thing. The hard, plastic casing of the Fleshlight is notched to help your grip during use. Once I slipped myself inside, it became pretty apparent that I wasn't going to last very long. 3 minutes later, I felt myself lose control. I almost yelped out loud because it felt so good. The grooves provided such an intense sensation; I almost couldn't take it. Afterwards, I had to just lay there for awhile to regain my strength. Cleaning up was pretty much a breeze. I just rinsed it out and let it dry.

Too good to be true? Perhaps. My only knock against the Fleshlight is that it takes more prepwork than the other obvious option: the hand. Warming up the Fleshlight takes anywhere from 2-5 minutes as well as cleanup time. Plus, it's not exactly easy to conceal when living with roommates. However, if you're okay with planning ahead, the payoff is far worth it. Every man should know what it's like to have anal sex, and to be honest - not all of our lady friends are going to let us. I highly recommend the Stoya Forbidden Fleshlight for anyone wanting to experience the pinnacle of personal pleasure.