Stephanie Swift's wicked climaxer - penis pump by Cal Exotics - review by tffnyandrs

A wicked disappointment!

This item is definately a no go! We were very unhappy with this product overall! It's too stiff, smelly, and noisy!
Good for a beginner collection
Smell, stiffness, look of product, noise level, price, hard to clean,
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I wanted to get my husband something we could play with that would stimulate him. We have several items made to intensify my experience and we were excited to find one that may do the same for him. We ordered the product, and the price seemed good compared with other items of this nature, until we got it.
It comes in a box and a plastic sleeve. The box is not discreet, so open package with caution!
As always shipping is discreet.
I was excited, and I was home alone, so I got it ready for later. It requires 2 AA batteries and get this, a screwdriver! Anyway I got it set up and waited excitedly for my husband. Sad to say this was the only fun part.

The item is made of a kind of soft plastic but not really rubbery. It is very stiff. There is a rubber line from the main 'pussy' part to a hand held pump up part which is similar to a blood pressure cuff. It even has the same type air release system as the blood pressure cuffs, you push the a button on the pump bulb.
The opening is the same as you see pictured but inside the sleeve-like 'pussy' there are wrinkles in the material used to make the item. If you look closely at the picture posted on the Eden Fantasy's site for this product toward the bottom right inside of the 'pussy' you will see what I am talking about.
The item is very noisy and my husband complained that the vibrations don't really travel throughout the product and he couldn't really feel them. He didn't enjoy the fit of the product either. Also, he was super turned off by the loud suction sounds the item made while I used it on him. We had to put tons of lube inside the product to offset the stiffness and every time I pulled it up him or down him it made this terrible suction noise.
We noticed the product had a weird smell to it. It is kind of difficult to describe said smell other than it is not a stinky smell just an off-putting one.

The look of the product itself was also a turn off. The opening to the 'pussy' is very gaping-like and doesn't look very appealing. I thought that the fleshy look to the item may be a turn on but after getting it and holding it I was so put off by the awkward look and shape of it to even care that it is flesh colored.
The absolute worse part about the product is also one that should be the most important with items of this nature, it is virtually not cleanable. This is not just an inconvenience but a health and safety issue as well. We simply threw it away after the one disappointing use.
I hate that we wasted money on this item! I would definately recommend putting a little more money into it to get a product that would be more satisfying and has higher reviews! One last warning about this product is that I went back and read the product description more closely after this horrible experience and saw that the insertable length is only 4 inches! This could explain some of the discomfort! If your male is more than FOUR inches pass on this toy!
Follow-up commentary
We trashed this! We didn't like it to start with and we didn't continue to use it! Hopefully others will like it better, but it just isn't for us. Too many cons to make this product worth the purchase.
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My Stephanie Swift's wicked climaxer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Do you like this review?
  • kelaaa33wish
    wow thats a bummer for sure. Hopefully you will find a good one. Ty for the review
  • married with children
    thanks for the review, sorry it did not work for you
  • joja
    What a shame! Thanks for the review.
  • Drifter86
  • Linga
    Thanks for the great review. It's very strange looking, not at all attractive.
  • callsignhusker
    Sry it didn't turn out well
  • tffnyandrs
    Thanks for all the comments and it was quite a bummer!
  • Vaccinium
    Thanks for the review. It looked a bit iffy to me, even before I read your review.
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • joeycute
    Great review, thanks!
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  • Chul
    Thanks for the review, this looked like a curious toy, even if it looked weird too. Too bad it didn't work for you.
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