Big Joe doll - male love doll by Cal Exotics - review by Lady Evyl

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Big Joe is just Full of Hot Air

I took a strange man home. He promised he would be the best lover of my life, but in no time I deflated his ego.
Realistic face, great party gag, takes a lot of weight
Has a vagina, penis falls out, hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I hope you enjoyed my little story telling of Joe in the review post. I’ll tell you about my experience…in all seriousness. I did mean it when I said I was curious about using a doll once in my life. I took the opportunity not out of desperation but really to try and understand why people did use dolls for sex. Sadly I did not get my answer. I tried him once as it was my duty but I felt like a complete idiot. So I can tell you it ain’t my thing to get me off at all. What did impressed me is that Joe can take a lot of weight. I am a BBW and I could lie on top of him without fear of him exploding. If Joe is taking you with his penis the only way to do it is missionary with him on the bottom. Also at some point the dildo popped out regularly…not good. Had he a penis attached to him like other dolls it would be much better. Also the texture of his ‘skin’ is weird to lie on, specially if you get hot and stick to him a bit. The one thing that is hard to guess is just how much to inflate him. I filled him up until the plastic wrinkle in his butt, feet and elbows were gone and that seemed to work. Should Joe get punctured he comes with a small vinyl patch to fix him with.
Follow-up commentary
Ah, Big Joe. He has definitely become a novelty party prop more then anything. He also started deflating and it took for ever to find the hole, turns out ironically it was by the unused asshole lol. At that point Joe had an unfortunate encounter with a pair of scissors and was amputated from the waist down. He now serves me as a novelty cushion. As a woman, no idea why anyone would get this as a sexual release personally. Get the Wing instead, now that will be worth the money.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks to you and Joe for the review!
  • Badass
    Awesome review
  • locomotion
    funny looking doll thanks for the review!
  • RatchetS
    Thanks for the review. I love the video! Hilarious!
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