Ashlynn Brooke's love doll - female love doll by NS Novelties - review by APaleBlueDot

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Blow up dolls have a long way to go

I would not get this toy for any reason beyond the comical. I still like to set this in bed with my girlfriend when I wake up before her just to mess with her. It's worth it for that.
Great for laughs and a gag
Poorly constructed, designed, and executed
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I saw this was up for review, I simply couldn't resist. A fuck doll made after a porn star? Why not. I'd never tried a blowup doll before, and now seemed like a good time to try. So I sent away for it and waited eagerly for her to arrive in the mail.

She showed up in a pretty blatantly packaged box, took me about 5 minutes to blow up, and a good ten minutes to stop laughing before giving her a once over. She's got a face that looks like it was drawn on by a couple of crayons by a five year old, a prolapsed asshole where a puckered, healthy hole should be, a vagina that looks and feels nothing like the real thing (and not nearly as good as my pocket pussy), and a mouth that reminds me of the kind of cylinders that are on the end of blow-up toy hammers.

I was disappointed to find out that the orifices are made with the same rubbery material as the rest of the doll, and that the general craftsmanship is pretty shoddy. Whenever I apply pressure to her body anywhere, air mysteriously leaks out. I also found a defected point on her body where (I guess) they sealed her up with a patch because she was punctured before being sent to me. You would think they'd send me a pristine, well-constructed toy. I guess not.

I agree that maybe I'm not a "blow up doll" guy, but if she looked even remotely appealing I would've given her a try, but I cannot overstate just how ridiculous this toy looks. I suppose I could've overlooked that if her orifices seemed inviting, but I don't have much interest in fucking rubber.

If they put the way that the blow up doll looks on the box instead of the porn star that it's supposedly modeled after (I have to say supposedly because it looks nothing like her), I doubt anyone would buy it.
Follow-up commentary
These days, the love doll sits partially deflated in the corner of our room. She never could hold air very well, but at least she's been a good running gag.

I'll never forget the time we dressed her up in my girlfriend's clothing and took pictures.
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My Ashlynn Brooke's love doll tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • surreptitious
    I guess that I could always pick one up to use as a costume prop. Cheers!
  • Herzer
    You could always fill it with helium and use it as a party balloon.
  • Fluke
    Definitely worth it so use as a prank.
  • SecretKinksters
  • CindyH
    sorry to her it is Poorly constructed
  • CindyH
    sorry to her it is Poorly constructed
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